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Y'all remember that chick who used to wear a bullet necklace on Fox News? I remember thinking shit couldn't get dumber then. Now I'd kill to see some halfwit in ordnance jewelry talking bullshit.

Every day is a choice: do I buy the Barad-Dûr LEGO set or don't I? Every day since it came out has been a defiant 'Not today' uttered in defiance of a cruel and callous God. But it looks so COOOL!!!

I love death metal. "This next song is about being fucking trampled to death".

I didn't vote for him, and he hasn't been scrutinized nearly enough, but calling this @canadaland.com episode uncharitable towards Carney's Trump, um, audience, is an understatement. BUT, there's a lot of good discussion of what exactly we expect the PM to be during DJT2.0 - well worth the listen!

Yep

I have played this game and it's friggin' hilarious. There's great bones for narrative-focused and character-driven farces and social dramas. As I get less and less into tactical combat and monster battles, being a rakish squirrel on a quest to bake a real good cake is about as fun as it gets.

Just be me sitting here roasting a blunt and listening to Frank Zappa while planning a trip to the canyons of Utah realizing none of this would be possible without my 10th grade music teacher.

You think you know where this is going, but you don't.

I found Poilievre's email address and sent this to him, and you can too! youtu.be/weQFu1cVYJI?...

I spoke with nearly two dozen creatives and publishers in the tabletop industry today. It's bad. It's real bad.

There's no great way to say the President punched a bunch of companies in the belly, but...

I hate everything about April Fool's Day. Anyone perpetrating it on me is going to catch an elbow in the teeth. BUT! I absolutely love Wikipedia's 'Did You Know' section on April 1st. It's literally the only fun part of an otherwise tiresome day for the tiresome.

Karl Franz? Fuck him. He's gor feed. The last king of Bretonnia is but a scrap of a turd tangled in the hindquarters of my Khorngor halberdiers. The world belongs to no-one and the Brayherd can finally roam free.

If anyone is feeling stressed out lately, Warhammer: Total War's Beastmen campaign is a fantastic exercise in rampaging across the face of the world while pulling down the cities of mankind and devouring soft, squishy kings.

A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility: Trans people have always existed, and we always will.  No president, politician, or court can change that.

We're doing something new and delightful over at Kobold Press! Based on Kij Johnson's stirring sequel to 'The Wind in the Willows', the RiverBank RPG is a game dedicated to cultivating friendships, dodging ornery relatives, and making a farce of most serious situations.

I've got a full leg-sleeve of events from the Silmarillion living in my head, ready either for when things fall apart completely. Or when I'm ready to level up self-actualization again. Whichever comes first.

Your mission today, should you choose to accept it, is to head over to a local comic book store and buy something outside of your normal purchasing habits. Something you heard was awesome, but haven’t tried yet. Something by a creator/s who you love, but is trying something new to you. #comics

If I can be controversial for a second; one positive thing about Spotify is that it's ALWAYS 'Werewolves of London' and NEVER 'All Summer Long'. For that kind of safety, I'd pay almost any price.

Global weather services are reporting a .5 degree increase in temperature. Experts are attributing it to the heat generated by the amount of furious 'music guy' typing this generated.

A doctor's waiting room is the ideal place to start learning about.... TIGERS!!!

Sometimes it's like my phone doesn't know me at all. You don't know the word 'darkvision' yet? C'mon!!!

Former Warhammer artist Karl Kopinski is having a shitty time of it. He’s started a GoFundMe to get some support while he recovers. www.gofundme.com/f/xahmmd-rec... #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings

Watching Bobby Liebling become the Internet's crazy-eyed id these past few weeks has been a trip. That new Pentagram record is the business too, so let the bells of Doom ring!

Today is my gotcha day and I am once again begging the TTRPG space to stop doing cringe orphan backstories pls and ty -an adoptee

Holy food poisoning! Send a rooster to Asclepius and a corsage to my widow. 🤮💩🤮💩

If you want a really good sense of how doomed we are, just watch Boomers do their thing at literally any airport.

At my father-in-law's being exposed to cable TV for the first time in a while. That new KFC Hot Honey Sandwich commerical is a new level in "You Wanna Fuck this Sandwich?" advertising.

It do be like that some days.

Just a few days until we raise funds for Project HOPE's LA Wildfire response and play Thirsty Sword Lesbians! Join GM @dungeonnewbs.guide and players @thecandacemarie.bsky.social @thekellhop.bsky.social @vampirehimbo.bsky.social @dmsteve.bsky.social + me! Feb 12 🔴 5 PST 🔗

Ever snap out of a perfectly fine day with the sudden realization you left a bottle of shampoo at the gym a week ago and you make plans to spend the rest of the evening beating yourself up about it? Feels bad man.

Make a crew of criminals, take down corporate psychopaths, and build a community to protect your fellow weirdos and freaks. In orbit. Around Jupiter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bcl...

This is a real conversation happening within the Conservative Party. Apparently everything was peachy with 47 until he started doing what he always does. Nobody needs you to think your society sucks as much as Pierre does. Why vote for someone who thinks your society sucks?

Or do this Cory Doctorow thing and become that country at the mall that can jailbreak your tech.

Reprieve for now. If we had any self-respect as a nation we'd go full steam ahead on disengaging from this abusive relationship. At least keep pulling the booze from the shelves to give 47 and co. a taste of the hit to their bottom line. This ghoulish coterie only understand profit and loss.

People are going to suffer on both sides of the border because of this. I'm no longer sure the 51st state talk is purely bullshit, but I DO know that 47s vision for Canada is nearer to an American viceroyalty than anything like statehood. All we can do is resist, push back, and find new friends fast

Economic warfare begins at home. Boycott American products and services (no Netflix, no new Steam games) and see what you can do in your community to encourage the same. Orange Man thinks we're a non-viable country. I say fuck that guy. Friends like these, eh? madeinca.ca/grocery-stor...