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draconacticus.bsky.social
Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado. He/him Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
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Can't even call people a cunt in meetings now because of woke.

Afternoon

Bit late to open up a murder inquiry now lads.

314 to 291... 52% to 48% THE CURSED RATIO IS BACK! But this time it's for a good thing. Well done MPs. Bit of compassion.

All is forgiven! I've just won Iron Maiden tickets... IT WAS LUCKY POO!

Looks like an enormous sperm to me. A jizzile.

I've just been shat on by a pigeon the size of a pterodactyl. This is karma for evicting these ones, isn't it?

"We buy 100% green energy" is a cop out large corporations take to not reduce their own energy consumption. Especially co-located data centres. The greenwashing is atrocious. They'll buy "green electricity" in south Korea to offset the dirty kWh they are consuming in Singapore. Accountancy tricks.

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

So you're telling me the leader of Iran is not, in fact, the Ayatollah of Rock'n'Roller?

Did you know, if you pray to baby jesus on X for DJT to slip in the shower and choke to death on his own balls you get put on the naughty step for seven days? I just found out 🙂