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ancient finnic people would use a variety of euphemisms in lieu of speaking the bear's true name because doing so was against TikTok's content guidelines and would lead to their hunting videos being deprioritized by the algorithm

actually unreal how funny this image is

hi there, I saw you from across the bar… these new glasses are great

ok fuck it im done with auctions

Okay, Bluesky peeps. I’m here to give an explainer on the crazy sh*t that’s happening right now in the Middle East. Strap in. Basically, Israel is like Harry Potter, aka the boy who lived. Iran is Lord Voldemort, 1/🧵

chuck schumer: "it's time to break out the f bombs. yea that's right. i FUCKING want to bomb Iran"

they should invent a my back that doesn't ache

someone should venmo me 300 dollars as a joke

sorry Chris Isaac but I am not currently in the mood for your unique brand of melancholy blues rock

my family left the old country because we were irredeemably ageist

Deltarune Sunday Strip, 10/22/89

even when shit's bad you still have to have fun with it. every day there are new horrors but you still have to post some shit like "the pillsbury doughboy is a wretched freak who will get what he deserves". it's important

The horrible truth is everyone sees everything that you post

Just remembered death stranding won't be out on PC until, like, probably next year 😭

#deltarune

To everyone in PA, I know there is a ridiculous amount going on right now BUT, please take a minute (a literal minute) to contact our state reps about funding septa. Transit is absolutely necessary for a functioning Philly, *and* for meeting climate goals. www.transitforallpa.org/takeaction/

this can't be the future dippin dots was the icecream of

Didnt agree to be in this, nor did I ask to be the cover image with that headline.

me: please give my compliments to the chef waiter: of course, sir me: and give them this too (hands him a small ceramic frog) waiter: lovely frog, sir

the convention

just hit the limu emu with my car

Sometimes when I close my eyes it feels like my frame rate changes because there's fewer polygons on screen

Sometimes when I close my eyes it feels like my frame rate changes because there's fewer polygons on screen

She’s working my last fuckin nerve

Make more videogames. Now.