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dragonbaker.bsky.social
📍 Tennessee | 29 | He/Him 🌈 🔞 Minors DNI ⛏️
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Ya'll!!! Baby on momma's back!!! 😍😍😍 #cute #wildlife #opossum

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🍰+🍰+🍰+🍰=🎂

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🥒🔥

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Me when somebody calls me short.

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Work hard. Play harder.

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*blep*

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Be honest, chat am I cooked? 💀

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MARIO KART WORLD 🌍 !! [June 2025 Patreon Requests]

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Has anyone seen this guy before? It looks like he paid our shop a visit! #baddragon

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Help, this hooman is forcing me to brush my toothers!

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Do I look like I know what a Battle Pass is? I just want the God dang hot dog outfit!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I hit the jackpot twice on the claw machine at work today! Might be time to test my luck with a lottery ticket next...

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Anyone want any Bluey baked beans?

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

😂😂

submitted 10 days ago • 173 comments

Something strange happens to my camera every time I point it at the top of this empty bottle. I'm not sure why it does that.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Boy this thing is sour! Like liquid Warheads level of sour! It tastes sort of like raspberry lemonade. It's pretty good, and it's got a cool looking bottle cap. Honestly, I'm kind of craving more, I'd recommend you try it. I found it at my local Kroger. 8/10

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Today I'm going to be reviewing this Nuka-Cola Quantum I got from the store. It's very blue.

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"Nice for the princess to invite over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?"

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Investigating 🥕 before eating it

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

My moral compass leaves my body when the bad guy is hot.

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Just made my first cast iron skillet pizza, it turned out p good. 🍕

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Two things to note here: 1. Opossums are not rodents. 2. Where was the hot dog they ordered?

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Funny edit made by me! Original art by booponiesn check out their other work on E6, Furaffinity or X: e621.net/posts?tags=b... www.furaffinity.net/gallery/boop... x.com/booponies/

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean "stop eatting sand"? 🫠

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red Violets are not, I'm horny And I think you're hot. (Me to my wife every day)

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Ya’ll ever just...

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His name is Hamburger because you can hold him like one. 🍔 🐸

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This stuff is squishy, way softer than I expected. Thought it’d be like a gummy bear, but it’s more like jelly rolled in powdered sugar. Subtle sweetness with a hit of bitterness. The powder gets everywhere. Interesting snack, but it's one and done for me. 5.5/10 (i bet the real thing is better)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Today I’m trying some Matcha Mochi I found at the store. Not entirely sure what Matcha is… But hey, it’s nice to matcha too!

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Not hating, just broke and sleepy. #Switch2

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Fun Fact: Ducks are often seen standing still in the rain. Most think it’s because their waterproof feathers keep them dry and that staying still helps conserve energy, but we have our own theory🦆🌧️🐥 #naturalhabitok #naturalhabitat #naturalhabitatshorts

submitted 21 days ago • 53 comments

Trying to grow a mustache lately. It’s new, I feel kinda weird about it. Like there’s this voice in my head just going: "Are you sure?"

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good morning bluesky

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this dumbass brought a whole damn nest to camp out for the switch 2 😂 😂 😂

submitted 21 days ago • 71 comments

Today was a good day.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Summer vibes 😎

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A possum dragon to bless your feed

submitted 86 days ago • 8 comments

Nerd and Jock calendar's June pic!

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments

DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 came out. But you're not reading this because you're playing the game... right?

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