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Queer Fat Bald Spectacled Boy in the Midwest — He/Him/His
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Devils Plan is such a good competition show, but, this season feels wildly unequal in terms of living quarters, relationship building, and drama. Also I need more cutthroat people.

Ok enough vulnerability, back to window shopping DoorDash places I won’t pay delivery for.

Vulnerable on main real quick: I’m good at doing things solo. I don’t get embarrassed being alone, but recently, I’ve started to feel sad doing things solo. I go to big events where people are with friends and I’m solo and it makes me wonder what I’ve done to isolate myself. Shits hard sometimes.

Why did my friend have to end things on good terms with their ex? I just want to tell them that he gave me darksided vibes every time I interacted with him. He’s hot but darksided baby, run.

Give a goose some mones and call him transgander

Money, compensation, and the relationship to, and confluence with, whiteness in the movie Sinners. In this essay —

Ok after seeing Sinners for a third time I can confirm that we have not made enough commotion for Pearline’s song.

High AF at Art-a-Whirl. AMA

I need to see a group of chubby/fat men doing the Gnarly dance routine

I feel Wednesday was the best financial thing to happen to Jenna Ortega but the worst career thing to happen to Jenna Ortega. She’s now seemingly relegated to Manic Pixie drEMO Girl roles.

I don’t know how to explain it but The Weeknd and Olivia Lux give off the same vibe.

Are those pants hella wrinkly or are you just happy to see me?

Tell me why a LGS called and said my Prismatic SPC pre-order was in and it was going to be $200?!? You’re a fucking store with distro and you’re charging scalper prices?!? I immediately told them to cancel my hold.

Fagic hour

Dia de los depression

At least I know my upped dose of antidepressants is working

Well I think my car just died

I kinda hate that Deja was like “Yeah doing this procedure almost killed me” and all the judges have been like “well you look SOOOO good and you walk through the world lighter and different.” 🫣🫣🫣

Can we avoid posting AS10 spoilers until like 9pm on Friday’s PLEEASSSEEE.

Yall shh, don’t tell anyone yet, but I’m the new queer pope.

I hope the pope is intersex

Well I’m 2 millionth in queue so feels safe to say I’m probably not getting the Black Bolt/White Flare ETB’s 😞

I saw a trailer for this a couple weeks back and my jaw dropped because I finally saw a queer story with a fat man as the lead and actually felt represented, as stupid as that sounds. It could be a shit movie and I’m still gonna give it all the flowers.

I really need friends with boats or friends with pools so I can come over in this weather, get self conscious taking my shirt off, and then lay around in the sun instead while y’all enjoy the water

I am hoping that me being super tired all day today and me being exposed to Covid yesterday is just a real coincidence and not a really short incubation period 😬

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll It’s literally the same one as yesterday so now I look dumb

I keep doing this thing I like to call “not eating,” where I forget to eat and then by the time I remember it’s late and I don’t have the energy to make food or the money to order food. 🫣

Idk, I shaved and the magic hour did me wonders 🤷🏼

So were Nicola Coughlan and Rachel Zegler and Bella Hadid already booked or were they too pro-Palestine to get the Met invite this year?

I want, nay NEED, Brian Tyree Henry to do unspeakable things to me 🫦 #MetGala

Oh I’m sooooo happy that Devil’s Plan is coming back for a season 2!!!!

Sunny day to make the message bright and clear

Oh no! I’m sad on a Saturday.