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dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
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i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

submitted 23 hours ago • 46 comments

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

submitted 23 hours ago • 130 comments

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

submitted 4 days ago • 67 comments

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

submitted 7 days ago • 30 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 9 days ago • 105 comments

twitch.tv/piss exclusive preview of my game I'm developing. really good dont miss

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

baby parrot like balloon i helped it

submitted 11 days ago • 43 comments

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

submitted 14 days ago • 203 comments

how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse

submitted 15 days ago • 24 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYgT... good

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

submitted 18 days ago • 114 comments

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

submitted 19 days ago • 37 comments

(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole

submitted 22 days ago • 25 comments

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

submitted 22 days ago • 62 comments

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

submitted 33 days ago • 43 comments

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

submitted 34 days ago • 55 comments

im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

submitted 34 days ago • 44 comments

WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you

submitted 35 days ago • 34 comments

"Suck Richerd Simmons Cock? Um, Yeah. Let's Not." - DRIL

submitted 41 days ago • 48 comments

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

submitted 42 days ago • 60 comments

twitch.tv/piss Today: We Rescue Games Journalism Live On Stream .

submitted 43 days ago • 12 comments

absolutely no gaming stream "Fuck gaming" twitch.tv/piss

submitted 45 days ago • 50 comments

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

submitted 46 days ago • 180 comments

its Gamer Monday with "Blue Prince" Live On Stream twitch.tv/piss

submitted 46 days ago • 14 comments

the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over

submitted 47 days ago • 50 comments

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 47 days ago • 202 comments

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

submitted 51 days ago • 110 comments

twitch.tv/piss Our Enemies Are Afraid

submitted 51 days ago • 65 comments

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 52 days ago • 165 comments

twitch.tv/piss Truth of Becoming

submitted 52 days ago • 10 comments

twitch.tv/piss pope stream

submitted 53 days ago • 35 comments

losing the clorox deal because in 2017 i asked a woman if she wanted to come ot the boulder colorado marriott hotel and get "Blacked" by me

submitted 55 days ago • 28 comments

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

submitted 55 days ago • 88 comments

This, actually .

submitted 55 days ago • 100 comments

why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

submitted 57 days ago • 100 comments

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

submitted 64 days ago • 146 comments

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

submitted 67 days ago • 43 comments

Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

submitted 67 days ago • 48 comments

slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo

submitted 67 days ago • 41 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 67 days ago • 79 comments

citizen app alert advises public to keep away from van nuys pier one imports as a dog was seen in the parking lot there eating its own pussy

submitted 73 days ago • 41 comments

say this 5 times fast

submitted 80 days ago • 113 comments

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

submitted 80 days ago • 85 comments

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

submitted 82 days ago • 121 comments

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

submitted 86 days ago • 270 comments

i guess its fine they showed us a video of child birth back in freshman health. but they didnt have to show one where she pooped

submitted 86 days ago • 117 comments

ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it

submitted 88 days ago • 45 comments

just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc

submitted 89 days ago • 41 comments

can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist

submitted 91 days ago • 232 comments