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drinkswater.bsky.social
Author. Arts-and-crafts-y. Works a night shift. Bad at video games but still likes them. Cat’s name is Alice
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All I want for Christmas is for my mom, named Carrie, to understand how funny it is that she’s a diehard Stephen King fan whose favorite book isn’t even “Carrie”

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They call it harvest cause you collect it and then you Harf It

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It feels like most psychopomps are these quiet, firm-but-kind figures, but then there’s the valkyries, who are like

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Sometimes I see ouija planchette necklaces and get hit by the image of a ghost furiously trying to communicate on a goth’s tits

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Having listened to Snake Eater maybe 50 times over the past 2 weeks, I’ve determined that Solid Snake is like if James Bond wasn’t afraid to get in the dirt

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Seasonal depression hitting so hard that I’m writing Nintendo fanfic like it’s 2014 again

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Thank god I sprung for name brand waffles because Eggo hasn’t been affected by the listeria outbreak I can chow down at 4 AM without triggering my raging hypochondria 🎉

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My baby sister has learned how to dual-wield guinea pigs

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gave my switch some 90s nostalgia 💜🖤

submitted 231 days ago • 462 comments

People ask me for advice on how to write sex scenes, and all I can say is that every time you start one, you have to say, "TAKE THAT, JOHN UPDIKE," because no matter your level of talent, you have a really good chance at writing a better sex scene than he could.

submitted 231 days ago • 27 comments

My drawing tablet must have heard me talking about replacing it cause its problems all mysteriously vanished overnight. Pro Tech Tip: Talk Shit About Them!

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Writing Tip: Editing is half the battle with writing and needs just as much attention. You're not done just because the draft is done. Now your piece goes from a diamond in the rough to a polished gem. Even great first drafts need in-depth edits to shine. #writing #writingtips #writingcommunity

submitted 235 days ago • 46 comments

Investigator? Why should I invest in gators?

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It’s a good morning to sleep hard.

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“F*CK! MY BURRITOS” and other things my neighbors overhear that I hope gives them joy, or at least befuddlement

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Shrimp.

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