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Here's my writeup of the Jane Doe v. Zion Williamson lawsuit. It includes a full copy of the lawsuit and the statement from Williamson's lawyer. It's as gift link, so everyone can read it: defector.com/zion-william...

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

No idea why, but this image immediately jumped into my head.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

debatable

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

OMG. Somebody just asked me "why do I support tariffs" and I said "I... don't?" and then they said "Google thinks you do." Then told me to search for myself on the issue on Google's AI. So I did: ...

submitted 12 hours ago • 83 comments

Dude, Zuck would have whooped his ass. And Elon is the only person on Earth I am confident Zuck could destroy.

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

I’m sure Joe is doing fine without Trump’s sympathy, but remember that Joe and Kamala both called Trump after his fake shooting and he couldn’t stop talking about how kind they were, and how it actually made it harder for him to hate them. Good thing his dementia has made him forget all about that.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Is it accurate to call Russell Brand an actor when every part he ever played was “Russell Brand but with a different name”?

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

A fascinating thing in here is the insistence of a Trump adviser that neither they, other advisers, or White House aides know who Steve Davis—who has been running DOGE day-to-day—even is.

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

submitted 13 hours ago • 6 comments

This week in The Courts Are Good, Actually.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

we gave kids a way to cheat and sacrificed an entire micro generation of kids currently in college/high school to our worst impulses instead of saying “let’s take a pause and consider best practices during a crisis” and now we are pissed when every company in the world is pushing AI that they…won’t?

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

theonion.com/social-secur...

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I often mention that I originated the theory behind TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), here: web.archive.org/web/20201108... But fewer people know I also originated the theory behind CHALUPA (Champagne Has A Lot of Underappreciated Pleasing Aspects), here: deadspin.com/how-to-drink...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Many on the techno-futurist right believe that the universe itself is an AI created by a civilization much more advanced than our own. Here’s why that’s bad news for Democrats.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

I often mention that I originated the theory behind TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), here: web.archive.org/web/20201108... But fewer people know I also originated the theory behind CHALUPA (Champagne Has A Lot of Underappreciated Pleasing Aspects), here: deadspin.com/how-to-drink...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The JFK Assassination, easy. Unless… Is “Death Certificate” by Ice Cube a category?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Look, whether RFK drafts it himself or uses AI to do it, there are going to be serious security concerns involving worms.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

uhhhh ... lot going on here. maybe danbon needs to a leave of absence?

submitted 1 day ago • 240 comments

This piece takes Musk's putative pov at face value, assuming that his disillusionment" and inability to "upend bureaucracy" (whatever the that means)was a worthy mission that failed because of "obstacles" rather than recognizing DOGE was a disaster from the outset. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

🎶 Tooooool’s out for summer

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

This seat is open because asshole Democrats in the Senate wouldn’t confirm Biden’s pick for the 3rd Circuit because Biden’s pick was Muslim and did pro bono work for Muslim clients.

submitted 2 days ago • 99 comments

We need to recall this asshole again. I don’t even care that it would cost a ton of money and wouldn’t shorten his term, he needs to see how loathsome we think he is and end his entire public life now. Gray Davis, please take us back.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment