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🥝Hobbies: Witchy Shit👻, Tennis🎾, Karting🏎️🥝 🥭the italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be🥭 🍈All Natural; I'm a Catchural🍈 🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
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chain bloking in the rest stop bathroom

god, i wish boobs were real, that would be so sick

SOME OF YOU have A BEAUTIFUL and WARM HEART and it SHOWS

I tried to put into (many) words something I've tried to put a finger on for years: everything is weirdly sexual now because nothing is allowed to be overtly, actually sexual anymore www.404media.co/egg-yolk-pop...

back 2 the real me

garlic bread flavored jolly rancher

my favorite part of getting home is cracking open a cold one

thinking about a pretty woman

whenever you see something “with other natural flavors” it’s cum

titty sweat seltzer water

jolly rancher that tastes like pussy

EW, HAG: FEAR THIS QUEER is live 👊💥 - queer rage is divine - angry queer horror recs - mental health resources - new horror out in june - an update on salon sinister read it: t.ly/bXyTy

deep fry my heart and eat it, so i know it’s real

i’ve heard enough about trans fats, when are we gonna learn about the dietary dangers of cis fats???

GOOD MORNING, you’ve reached the Big Naturals Luigi voicemail. Please leave whatever you want in the replies and I’ll get back to you when I can.

“You kids get outta Maillard!” says the cranky old geezer who hates the chemical reactions of sugars at high temperatures

Happy Pride, this is the first time I’ve ever had them in a game together 🥲🏳️‍🌈

if you’re bisexual is it sex twice a week or every 2 weeks I always forget

GM to all you lazy slobs on the west coast

Monday strikes without warning, even when it’s right in front of your eyes

give up coffee and get your heart rate up the NATURAL way: Barely avoid a major mistake at work!!!

GAY 🌈

Dear god, women in boots could ruin/step on me and I’d thank them lol 🫡✨😌 Leah, you’re so cool 🫶🏻

luigi no!!! your bra is too small! luigi!@