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Southend-On-Sea, UK Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️‍🌈
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What the fuck is a comptroller? Don't tell me, I can google.

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

Looked back at what I was doing ten years ago and apparently it was hanging out with my friends, drinking piña coladas and being tall.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

People have been talking about it for decades. What happens is they open, nobody goes to them and then they close down.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I CAME IN LIKE A POKEBALL ALL I WANTED WAS TO CATCH THEM ALL 🎵🎶

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Have finally become the kind of homosexual that has cameras and lenses on his desk. Just need to learn how to use them properly now.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Monday Pull Day.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

An urge for another nipple piercing because it feels good, despite the last four being spat out of my areolas faster than a toddler ejecting peas.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Honestly, if I never see another useless sodding petition.parliament.uk link doing the rounds...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Need anything from Sainsbo's?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Started drinking at midday, called it a day at 4pm and now, at 10pm, I've landed neatly at Hangover, Self-Loathing & Existential Dread.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Prince was 24 when he wrote Purple Rain, and here I am at 42 trying to hold in a fart on the hip thrust machine in a budget gym in a faded English seaside resort.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments