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I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m gay.
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If I went on Survivor I would kill myself to forever alter the course of Jeff Probst’s life

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Where is the drag king named Ethan Cunt

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Nara Smith videos aren’t hitting anymore… I heard her say “I had Lucky squeeze my lemons” and I just got so sad

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Leaving the party early because my back hurts too much… I should end it all right

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Jeff Probst should play a murder victim on Elsbeth

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Swap out Audra for Helen I’m so serious

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Sinners didn’t really work for me ☹️

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

These two things happening on the same night… lol

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Elsbeth making a joke about Elle Woods scoring lower on the LSATs in the musical than in the movie… perfect show!!!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If I was unemployed I’d be doing Sinners/Wedding Banquet double features…

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I see the title “Real Women Have Curves” I replace it with the “real women vote for trump” song in my head :(

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Is Sinners gross and bloody and gory and vomitty? My bf says I can’t take him to any more gross movies

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If there had been one girl groups or rumix challenge Lexi would have gotten enough momentum to win but the challenges just didn’t play to her strengths!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It’s actually insane that Lexi’s number didn’t earn her a top 2 spot! No one else could do that!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Thinnahth

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The best part of my relationship right now is when I sing APT “all you gotta do is just meet me at the” and my boyfriend chimes in with “Endicott grill” like it’s a jingle

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Or it’s too good and that’s why Jeff Probst is keeping it off Paramount+

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The success of David Genat and AJ on Australian Survivor is proof that the key to a good social game is being tall and large

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Elsbeth and my ex’s brother popped up

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Every single thing Jeffrey Dean Morgan does in The Good Wife drips with “real fucking sexy, boss, just like you asked”

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Just got preliminarily mad at Sam Rockwell stealing Trammel Tillman’s Emmy…

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Is Clair Obscur the only game coming out in 2025 that I want to play???

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I want Last of Us season 2 to be good but casting Kaitlyn Dever instead of like Katy O’Brian or Lashana Lynch signals a lazy departure from the games :(

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

AU Survivor preview: Will a member of the alliance flip and CHANGE THE GAME? AU Survivor episode: No

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I know I’m in the minority not liking Mario Kart but the idea of selling the new Switch entirely based on that and games anyone with a PlayStation has already played is crazy to me

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

9-1-1 playing off a moment of extreme police brutality for a joke how fun when is Eddie coming back to be gay

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Couldn’t Sam have gone home too then like who cares

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Saw Black Bag… I’m a black baggot now

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Not a single exciting game announcement for Switch 2 it’s over

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

A good drag name for someone who loves Clint Eastwood would be CUNT BEASTWOOD

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

God the new Max coloring is the ugliest shade of black and grey I’ve ever seen

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

we gotta give the director responsible for this shot a Grabby, a Webby, and maybe an Oscar

submitted 47 days ago • 13 comments

Touch my titty if you’re paralyzed but you haven’t peed yourself in a whole week!!!

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Reading this felt like putting a cigarette out on my wrist

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Not me going “ooohh Michael Cera… MATTEA ROACH???” At the preview for next weeks Top Chef

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

To me if you’re still talking about Hilary Clinton, Joe Biden or Kamala Harris you are not a serious person we have to move on

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Saw some of my coworkers tweets :(

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I know there’s a lot going on right now but gay guys are getting voted out of Survivor all over the world and I’m hurting

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

After three teams in the quarter finals knew the names of 0 actors from Sex and The City maybe I should have applied to be on Pop Culture Jeopardy

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Between Myles being called a jungle rat and Paulie being called a snake oil salesman I think these Australians are just homophobic! #AUSurvivor

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Saw someone in the work slack say they’re a “mild Bryan Johnson fan”

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Mickey 17 felt like an AppleTV+ pilot

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Lana only lip syncing to songs that should never be lip synced to this season

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time to stop calling Ross Matthews hilarious

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This Top Chef contestant casually being the adoptive sister of Reid Scott and they don’t even name him…

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest fights with my boyfriend these days are mostly “No I understand the battle system of Xenoblade Chronicles 2, I just think it’s stupid”

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Zac Efron’s brother should have been a gay guy with a messy break up with Scott Evans ten years ago not this guy who’s just nice and muscly for no reason

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments