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submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody should tell the president that if he's mad at the richest man on the planet there's a totally legal way for the government to take like half his money every 2 weeks.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

In 2005 you could make a YTMND of George Costanza saying "Snoopy and Prickly Pete!" on infinite loop and it would go viral.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah bro I understand what you're saying regarding removal of dependency on government assistance, but hear me out what if we tried changing the incentives in place that currently cause representatives and judges to cling to their position into their 70s and 80s where they end up dying in office?

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I can predict with 100% accuracy when BTC will crash. (it will happen immediately after I invest everything in it)

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

(signing into LinkedIn) "Engineering is dead. Management is dead. Testing is dead. Generative AI can now: - build entire app in 2 hours - maintain all security & accessibility - scale with no issues - run with no oversight!" (50 comments saying no it can't) "Glad I could make a provocative post!"

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Two men in their 40's in my Facebook feed are arguing about DBZ power levels on The Lord's Day.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel: Sugar Behind The Wheat

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I saw an ad for cold plunging and it said "Most people quit cold plunging because their setup is bad" and I loudly said no they quit because cold plunging is terrible and miserable.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I tried watching Will Trent but the guy talks like Foghorn Leghorn, I just can't

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Hate when a lane ends and I have to merge left. Horrible.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Getting sprayed by the vegetable misting at the grocery store and reacting like a dog getting sprayed by a hose

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

IT guy says he's an IBM Wizard, but he's more of a

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

This incredibly bleak article from the Dunkirk Observer reads like an Onion piece, but it's 100% real. www.observertoday.com/news/top-sto...

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

The culprit:

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

anytime a dork tells you the usps needs to be profitable ask them how profitable sewers are

submitted 47 days ago • 46 comments

Little kids in the grocery store be like (walks right in front of you)

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Daredevil Born Again is good but man some of the music they chose is downright unlistenable.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Shameless so I can learn about the new pope's background.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

That's cool but I only need 999 people to give me $999 each

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

This is 100% how a defense contractor would build a USB drive

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I would easily deduce that Matt Murdock is Daredevil, it would be simple for me.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't watch any trailers or ads for Conclave and just assumed it was a Wes Anderson film from the casting. Took me a good 10 minutes to realize it wasn't going to be a comedy.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

The best advice I got when I was a whiny edgelord teenager was "don't be an asshole" but idk maybe today's kids know better, probably not

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Air filters could be a scam, looking into this.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Fish stick soup (fish sticks in a bowl with hot sauce and blue cheese)

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine getting "this fuckin guy"'d by the pope

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Imma eat this

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

just picked this up, hopefully it’s got some good knock knock jokes inside

submitted 58 days ago • 101 comments

There are 2 types of music: Air Raid Vehicle and Urban Assault Vehicle

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

maybe if you had spent less time in study hall and more time studying the blade in the halls of valor

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

LeBron James being awake past 11pm is a heck of an accomplishment for a 40 year old

submitted 62 days ago • 6 comments

The Buffalo Bills should draft Shedeur Sanders to put the pressure on "League MVP" Josh Allen, who will likely become "soft and unmotivated" after signing a multi-year extension

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Might go sabre rattling later

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments