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So I commented on a post on that other social media forum, which showed a woman shooting who was supposed to represent an undocumented immigrant. And I was the one put in timeout.

Is there apple flavored ice cream? If not, somebody needs to get on that, stat.

I don’t know who is in charge, but it needs to be brought to their attention: the only size that white powdered donuts come in is ‘mini’. Why? This is an affront to the entire donut eating community in my household, population 1️⃣. I want answers. I want the truth. I can handle the truth. 🤨

Last thing about it, then I’m done. Honest. But the Tyson/Paul fight just HAS to be THE worst ‘Netflix Original’, ever.

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

Watching Mike and Jake, it felt like I just watched a black sock and a white sock spin around in the dryer for 10 minutes. On the ‘delicates’ cycle.

So next week, Pewdie Pie boxes against George Foreman? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Only Trump could put together a cabinet worse than Dr. Caligari* *now there’s some of that ‘high-brow’ type o’ humor that got wasted on twitter, I tells ya.

One similarity between Bluesky and Twitter: nobody wants to hear about my fantasy football team here, either. 😐

It never fails: when I throw my back out and it hurts to laugh, EVERYTHING suddenly becomes the funniest thing in the world to me.

*I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. *I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. *I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. *I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. What in the world were Dems thinking running Adlai Stevenson against Ike TWICE for prez??? *ok, brain. THAT’S it. You’re grounded. 🙄

Hey guys! Oh, big gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see you later.

I joined Bluesky to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum. Oh wait, here’s some gum. Never mind.

Uh, hello? New guy here. I was told there’d be snacks. 😐