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dog dad to Freddie, Mysa, and Quinn. author. leftist sports fan. #Swoletariat . Vasectomy advocate. he/him alt: @author-x
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the gym has early Eminem on and there’s baby Hailie on the track and I just remembered that she has a kid and he’s a grandfather now I am old

submitted 58 minutes ago • 11 comments

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be

submitted 21 hours ago • 89 comments

The Sundayest Monday of all time

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

ACAB includes Paw Patrol, but only the police dog. The firefighter dog is cool

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I wear nose strips to bed sometimes to help with my sleep apnea, but I frequently wake up with the glue from the strips all over me. Found some on my face, arm, chest, and even my lower back today!! They need to figure out a better way to get them to stick

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

18 months on the job today. Hoping to make it to 19 and beyond. This job has its stressors and annoyances like every job does, but ultimately it’s a good for my career and the pay is the most I’ve ever made in my life lol

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This, and also because there’s enough cis straight white dudes with podcasts already

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

News cycle: Trump does terrible/dumb thing Everyone freaks out Judge temporarily/partially stops Trump from doing terrible thing Everyone temporarily calms down Trump does different terrible/dumb thing Everyone freaks out again I’M TIRED, BOSS

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

-Norwegian peasants, c. 1800

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of where I’m at with Ye these days. His first 3 albums plus MBDTF are all incredible and they got me through a lot, but it’s very clear that he’s lost his mind and not in a fun way. If the residuals went to 2004-2012 Kanye I would still listen, but sadly that’s not how it works.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Really disappointed with United after that

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What on earth is Amorim playing at? Make some fucking changes!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is the most on-edge I’ve been for a United match in probably 10-12 years. CAM ON YANITED

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So if you are an OB-GYN that specializes in cancer treatment, are you a gynoncologist?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFeU... I didn’t expect this to be a good segment, but it certainly was one

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

May 20 and I just put another jacket on ffs hope I’m not getting sick

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

One day at a time

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This has been the case with American Christianity since like…the 1950s. They’re just mask-off now

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Tired and anxious today

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Never kill yourself! That little cafe you like going to might have a sandwich you’ve never tried that turns out to be the best thing you’ve tasted in months! And you might just randomly try in when you’re off work bc you’re sick as a dog and it’ll make your day!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The media kowtowing to Donnie is pretty disheartening

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Big day today. Hopefully it goes quickly so I can go home and not be here

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

“Life is one big party when you’re still young But who’s gonna have ur back when it’s all done?” Immortal words from the prophet Shaggy

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Mannnnnnn fuck Mike Pence his ass is only saying this cuz those crazy fucks were looking for him Super hypocritical when he helped create the monster

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I know a good one

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Was a big fan of his standup in college and I’m happy he continues to be on the correct side of history

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In a country where dental insurance is its own separate thing and most people have shit dental insurance (if any), getting rid of fluoride in drinking water is absolutely dumb

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

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Kidnappers don’t get to leave prison if their victim is released. Should be the same for these clowns

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t forget, Chauvin’s state crimes can’t be pardoned - and that’s the longer of the two sentences. Also don’t forget the people who support that murderer.

submitted 12 days ago • 456 comments

Ok but they did a land acknowledgement and there was a Paiute blessing given beforehand so I guess it evens out

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Do we really need a national anthem before a graduation ceremony? Like, read the room guys

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It’s only mid-May and I’m already sick of the sun

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t care how good his movies are I don’t care that his movies make a ton of money I don’t care that he does his own stunts He’s a prominent Scientologist, so therefore he SUCKS

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

the narrative with ‘white genocide’ lately isn’t an accident, this is an intentional effort to continue pushing the overton window as far as they can to completely reverse all social progress. these people are genuinely sad aparteid ended

submitted 12 days ago • 158 comments

Welp, that sucks. Good season, boys. But you’re not gonna beat a team like Edmonton if your top 5 goalscorers from the regular season all fail to score in a series. #VGK offense evaporated this series and I am still not fully clear as to why

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Monsters

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Really need Dorofyev and Hertl to step up in this game! Can’t have two guys with 60 goals between them in the reg season not score in this series!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t mind stealin bread from the mouths of decadence

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Never let the liberals forget that Obama deported MF DOOM

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

I am trying to be shocked by the $400m plane from a shady foreign country but tbh this guy has been so nakedly corrupt for so long that nothing he does shocks me I guess you can do whatever you want when you ignore the Supreme Court and you own Congress

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments