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I saw a raccoon one time. aka @bugliker
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Via Randy Lander, who understands.

buying this figure and then getting really preemptively defensive about it whenever anyone sees it

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

People are always talking about Kojima's character names but the real game dev who consistently comes up with the best names is easily Suda51. Travis Touchdown, Garcia Hotspur, Romeo Stargazer, Kess Bloodysunday, Kevin Smith.

Sucks that they had to change his name but if I consider it payback for them doing this to DC Captain Marvel for 50 years then it's not so bad.

one time my dad threw his jacket onto the bench and it landed in the shape of a dog

fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

Not nearly as bad as the Israel exclusive Sour Doritos.

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

Society really lost its way when we moved away from food-based telephones

*chuckling to myself* amateurs

Unfortunately timed Indycar promo reel to commercial:

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

Every single conservative is a stupid Nazi hog and nothing they say will ever be worth listening to

Yeah.mp4 should be on bluesky too

big bug on my screen im. scared

Just to be clear about the stuff about posting on bluesky vs twitter: I don't think I'm better than the people who post on that site. I know that I am

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

It's darkly funny that ICE is such a piece of shit organization that it makes the final episode of The Shield seem hilarious to the modern viewer. You'd have to go in and give Michael Chiklis a big faceapp'd smile in every scene.

what is this chick's problem

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

They made "rolls worst joint ever, asked to leave the club" into a game mechanic.

This could've been real but they canceled it aaaaahhhhhhh!!

Something about the name "Summer Games Fest" always feels weird. It sounds like a fake event akin to An Extremely Goofy Movie's "College X-Games".

the soparnos

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon