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Publisher. Room for Dulwich Hamlet and Arsenal in my life. FPL Casual. Waiting for Elon to take that trip to Mars. SE22
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In grim "there's always a tweet" news.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Great news! That's an earworm that won't be shifting soon. #dhfc

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to the archives.

submitted 16 days ago • 97 comments

The Strawberry Moon is a banger.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The plastic chairs in Barcelona are getting nervous. #andeng

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Poignant.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Max Dowman looks incredible.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

#fpl finish within 26k. Not having Salah for five weeks bit me on the last leg.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Renée Slegers is a wonderful person.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Not even a good OG.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Truly the #myeyesarebleeding derby.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

BBC guilty of reporting on a storm in a teacup.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It turns out that a lightning strike is actually the same as the way a cartoon would show it.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Bees go on about being busy but peonies seem more like bouncy castles than a place of work. 🌱

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Pep's paddy making this better.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

YES! EAGLES!!!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Come on eagles #bornforthisday #prideofsouthlondon (for the next few months)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

News with a nod to history.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I learnt today that there are only 15 US states that do not have a Springfield in it. The most common placename is Riverside. Only Hawaii, Oklahoma, Alaska and Louisiana are missing one. Satnav care advised.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Liverpool fans booing TAA is very poor.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Cheeky yet completely hopeless ad placement on Google Play. @arseblog.com

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

What is Mikel's issue with Ethan? #psgars

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Ha ha.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

There's no way Neymar has the sound on.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

For his lot it was actually defeat in Europe Day.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Fantastic. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne

submitted 56 days ago • 57 comments

I swear Donnarumma is on this earth to ruin my stay here.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Going to use a watt-hour or two to complain about the engagement farmers on LinkedIn etc. piously decrying the energy consumption of AI. Agree?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 66 days ago • 804 comments

I'm not saying that Vance has angered God, but if he offers to pray for you, it might be best to politely decline

submitted 66 days ago • 99 comments

There's a loan shark company called Lending Stream advertising on Sky - interest is 1270%. How the fuck is that allowed?

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

A seamless transition from human to AI copywriting.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Crime scene people just phoning it in these days.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Good performance so far. No sign of Jude. #arsrma

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Dulwich Park this morning via whippet vision.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

That's our MP told.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I just did the numbers and this assumption looks to be completely right. Let’s pause for a minute and consider how INSANE this is. 🧵

submitted 84 days ago • 84 comments

Celebrations take a dark turn.

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Unilever are pushing for a new flavour: Fash Food

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no! Trouble in paradise.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

I'd love it if the death on a plane protocol involved a cheery salute from a man in shorts.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments