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Night-night Winkie.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Now that Sammy can get his English sausages will he finally fuck up?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

100% true. They'll still do it though, just like they did during Brexit.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Wouldn't it have been much easier and smarter to just say this in the first place instead of claiming victimhood? Looks like they've discovered crisis PR managers, unfortunately a couple of days too late.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Big Gav and Sammy and their wee traitorous part-time friend in Donaghadee will be choking on their Easter eggs.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Big Gav and Sammy absolutely going to be shitting the bed in this week's DUP podcast.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder that the economic genius that is Sammy Wilson said this only last week. A man whose mouth is bigger than his brain.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

DUP leader, Gavin Robinson, simultaneously wanting the UK to take on the EU as well as the US to disguise the complete bollocks his party made of complicating things for NI businesses with their Brexit incompetence. And he's supposed to be the DUP Galaxy Brain.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

All of our politicians should be liaising with business organisations to see how this can be facilitated. Unfortunately at least one, Jim Allister, has come out against doing this. Whose side is he on?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

MLA Paul Frew is absolutely getting aroused at the thought of this. All the juicy "evidence" he's been praying for about to be miraculously revealed. Just understand the credentials of the guy he'll be frequently quoting in the next few months.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Incredibly these are the words of Sammy Wilson. The second paragraph has to be read to be believed. He loves how an insane authoritarian does government. Sammy and Gavin have also conveniently forgot the person they're swooning over is a convicted rapist.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Lyons only meeting the whistleblower to cover his arse after the whistleblower went round him following his refusal to meet. A reminder that we pay Gordon Lyons £92,000 year to pretend to do his job.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Why doesn't a journalist ask him why he doesn't want to treat people equally?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when Jeffrey Donaldson said it wouldn't cause any harm? Donaldson was also the DUP Treasurer who took the £425,000 funny money to get around political funding rules for the full page Metro ads on the brink of the referendum. DUP still haven't disclosed exactly who the money came from.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Minimum sentences of 20 years. The cowards stabbed him 11 times in the back. Not the big lawds now. Enjoy the prison food guys, I hear you get used to it.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

There's a potential market in the US for a new Action Man figure that's been kicked in the head too many times.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

She's said a lot of words but none of it makes any sense.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

You're glad to meet a rapist Gordon? The guy who sided with Russia instead of Ukraine? The guy who's corrupt to the core, and wants to imprison people that criticise him? Give your head a fucking wobble.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Foster got rewarded for her complete Brexit failure by being given a seat in the House of Lords. It would be like Zelenskyy not getting a solution for Ukraine he could live then accepting a seat in the Politburo.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Foster was so good at "winning" in negotiations she spent the period from 2016 to 2019 rejecting every option suggested for Brexit, exhausting the patience of 2 successive PMs, and ending up with a deal neither her nor the Brexiteers are happy with. Yes, she is the epitome of winning.

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Foster famously couldn't even control the loose cannons in her own party. I'd love to have a fraction of the lack of imposter syndrome Foster has.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

All of the DUP delegation glad-handing Trump and his fascist cronies in Washington are wearing ☘️ lapel badges, which you know will be hoofed in the bin at the airport on the way home. Irish when it suits lads.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine having to live in a country where those in power deny women rights, eh Diane? turns to stare at camera

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Whoops. Cybertruck street sign somewhere in Belfast.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

The biggest shock-jock in the country has got new wheels. As ever, watch out in the bus lanes.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Why would a female politician, and one in high office at that, choose to smooze with a convicted rapist? What message does this send out to women and girls?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Of course he did. Long past the time political leaders should be meeting with this man.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

What Conor doesn't get is that 99.999% of people living here didn't set out to deliberately murder their neighbours. MLM said Bik McFarlane had "a life well-lived". This is not any normal person's definition of "a life well-lived". This is why most people get upset.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

What Conor doesn't get is that 99.999% of people living here didn't set out to deliberately murder their neighbours. MLM said Bik McFarlane had "a life well-lived". This is not any normal person's definition of "a life well-lived". This is why most people get upset.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Jim Allister tonight as he reflects on his inspired decision to align with the Reform Party.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Comrade Sammy.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Just Sammy being a misogynistic cunt again.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Well that's Bigotfest over for another year.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Please share this.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Naomi Long today on the DUP's podcast pricks, Gavin and Sammy, or as she calls them Temu Trump and Poundland Putin.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Well this aged well... Where's Invisible Gav and Surrender Sammy today?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

"Privileged clown who thought the rules didn't apply to him finally admits guilt"

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

We are being governed by children, day 389.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Of course he does, the complete sack of shit that he is. Alt-text.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like bad news for NI Unionists.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

What have Farage, Johnson, Truss, Tice, Badenoch, all the big Trump fanboys and girls got to say now? You backed a despot, a tyrant, a fascist, a dictator.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Let's see the colour of your money now Gordon Lyons.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Only took him 9 years to realise the can of worms Brexit would become. If only someone could have warned him...

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Well it's far easier to do that than have an original and positive idea.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Who had Invisible Gav down for lazily copying the favourite coverall of the right wing press? Oh, you all did.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments