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[Me as a boxing commentator] Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

submitted 218 days ago • 46 comments

god please give mike tyson the strength to decapitate jake paul

submitted 217 days ago • 9 comments

getting knocked out round 1: netflix

submitted 217 days ago • 2 comments

alright mike knock his fuckin head off

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submitted 217 days ago • 28 comments

Tyson calls for a timeout. He's getting down on one knee and... yep, there's the ring. Jake's floored.

submitted 217 days ago • 6 comments

COFFEE COW 🐄☕️

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

i think mike tyson should be allowed to kill jake paul tonight, if he wants to.

submitted 217 days ago • 6 comments

Conan O'Brien is the host of the 97th Oscars. bit.ly/3Oa0HW1

submitted 218 days ago • 28 comments

i hope jake paul gets ****** tonight

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network

submitted 218 days ago • 60 comments

Conan O’Brien will host the 97th Oscars. The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.

submitted 218 days ago • 93 comments

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: "Most parents wouldn't trust Matt Gaetz with their teenager, never mind with our entire system of justice."

submitted 218 days ago • 75 comments

does anyone remember the goats? 📚💙

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Doxxing in 1500 bc: he lives over there 👉

submitted 719 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their c0cks.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

yo wtf sega just released the sega saturn early?

submitted 10998 days ago • 13 comments

Now that it’s past midnight I can officially say that yesterday was another record high for Bluesky activity, beating out the day before’s prior record high by 32%!!! This was the first day with more than 2M active users!

submitted 218 days ago • 9 comments

gonna be so funny when all his companies collapse when he takes this shitty little job. Trump hates EVs! You have it coming Elon!

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

I love the onion. Only people that could take the horrors of alt right politics and make it beautiful. like watching a corpse do ballet.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background

submitted 218 days ago • 116 comments

it's official — 1,000,000 people have joined Bluesky in just the last day!!! welcome and thank you for being here 🥳

submitted 218 days ago • 2341 comments

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submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

This website was working just fine until these types showed up

submitted 219 days ago • 167 comments

if i haven't followed you back yet don't worry it is likely i just despise you

submitted 219 days ago • 27 comments

I NEED THIS APP TO LIVE!! PLEASE!!!

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Need this app do get big like asap twitter just unbanned alex jones :(

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