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Want a civil war? Because stomping around like this is how you get one.

As everyone has said loudly, over and over, the state of Israel's putrid, misanthropic behavior is creating an antisemitism backlash that will mostly hurt people who have nothing to do with the IDF and its evil actions.

Why is anyone spending any intellectual energy on the stupid Abundance thought experiment? What a waste of time.

What excellence sounds like. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJW...

Crazy that these administrative and procedural-centric decisions keep landing in one direction. I don’t see a pattern.

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Too exhausted to catch up on the last three weeks of constitutional law news.

Brace yourself for a wave of misinformation about “incitement,” a term with a well-defined meaning in constitutional law that has absolutely no application to what appears on the basis of *everything we know* to be a single person’s decision to commit murder

Wondering how far “they’re lying to you” can go as a central political message…

(Getting hacked to death) Me (smugly): This is blatantly illegal and will get overturned in the courts

Remember when that one Israeli in Miami shot those two other Israelis sitting in a car minding their own business because he thought they were Palestinians? And then one of two Israelis who got shot immediately posted “death to Arabs” online b/c he thought he had been shot by…a Palestinian?

Nothing like a low flying squadron of military jets over a heavily populated area unaccustomed to a regular military presence to calm your nerves

Why is a military helicopter buzzing my house in Brooklyn?

I just something on here and I am about to go on a furious tear. Somebody please restrain me.

It’s newsworthy when Israel is able to actually cite a *reason* for killing any given Palestinian.

Cool, it’s the opening scenes from Terminator 1 and 2

It’s so funny to me that they’re confusing “86” with “187”

Will Gazans still even exist tomorrow morning

The circular logic is killing me.

“We survived until the 1950s without universal polio vaccinations”

I can accept can Peter Thiel-style, Lex Luthor-brained techno capitalists hellbent on neofeudal global domination as my worthy opponents. But these piddling, small-time, white supremacist himbos whose *greatest ambition* is turning social progress backward a measly 200 years inspire nothing in me.

Watching the way the Federalist’s over-toothed co-founder has let his white supremecist freak flag fly since trump’s election has been something else. I sure do hope I never run into him IRL.

Been saying this

So the Cardinals, in all of their wisdom, picked the one guy that the US President couild have special influence over? An American citizen?

Accidentally told a hiring partner my favorite case was Dredd Scott.

Put a cornice on it and then we’ll see how I feel about the look.

This is all Adorno and Benjamin’s fault.

the internet straight up SUCKS now

Each noun in this headline was more surprising than the one before it.

I don’t know why anybody would want to be the White House Press Secretary. After a week half the country starts calling you a stupid asshole every single day.

Oye Marcito—call in a favor to your cousins and put me on the advance list for Cuba. No, not THAT part of Cuba.