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I’ve heard folks say things like “don’t give right wing media what they want! They’ll demonize you!” They’re gonna fucking do that anyway do whatever the fuck you want it’s your protest. Stay strong, LA 🙌🙌🙌🙌 🔥 🧊 🔥

*looks at todays date* “Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicceeeeeeeee”

A love story

hmmmmmm

It’s really funny watching trump and elon just TELLING on each other. Trump saying elons getting billions from the government, elon saying trump it’s in the epstein files. All shit we already knew but still. Good show.

Yeah calling trump taco was fun for a minute and then @schumer.senate.gov did it. Like anyone chickens out more than you, STFU chuck schumer 😡😡😡

Zzzzz

If you see my reddit ad for KAYAK let me know!! :)

I’m a big King of the Hill fan but even if i wasn’t his is absolutely heart breaking and disgusting. I hope texas does the only thing they’re good at and executes the fucker who shot him. I’m so fucking angry amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...

Efficency!

every Monday I wake up and wonder what John Oliver is going to make me care about today.

Ordering something from SweetWater just so someone calls and asks how I’m doing

Irs estimated elon muskrats budget cuts to department will lead to $500 BILLION loss in taxes collected. So he cost us $500 billion. This man is a cancer on our system. Good morning! 🌞 www.yahoo.com/news/irs-bra...

Trumpers in like 5 months: “oh yeah??? well if RFKs fda cuts are so bad how come all of our vegetables are BIGGER and GLOWING GREEN now? HMMM? Make it make sense liberal.”

REPLACE the democratic party entirely.

Walked into dentist office today. Asked me how I was. I said “good, I brought all my teeth”. Absolutely killed. They couldn’t stop laughing. They printed out my picture, framed it and declared me funniest patient they’ve ever had. I am a king. Today was an extraordinary day for me. Good morning.

Women don't want an "alpha male" they want Jimmy Neutron's Dad

Me, sleep deprived and hungover: “fucj the borgeese”

WHATS UP BETA CUCKS

The ONE thing I will never do is appropriate someone else’s culture, bruddah man.

Andrew Cuomo ad: “everything is expensive now for some reason! Trust Andrew Cuomo, the guy who’s fault it is, to bring prices down!” Like dude you were JUST governor. Like that was NOT long ago at all. Fuck all the way off.

Andrew Cuomo ad: “a leader who got us through covid” UHHHHH NOT ALL OF US FUCKO. And then you LIED about the amount of deaths.

Listen up Liberal, she took the kids

I didn’t even know that was an option

Those are my emotional support 30 empty altoid tins that i'm definitely gonna use for something eventually

Good morning have some stupid

Military parade? Okay but we deserve to see out wonderful president! He should be part of it in like a convertable or something.