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Don’t hate the player hate the game ?

Lando Norris!!!! What are you doingggggggg my god

As fate would have it today is the 20th anniversary of our first podcast release. Who would've thought? 20 years.

Not again Oilers… You cannot let these Florida fuckers bend you over againnnn😭😭😭😭

I always say it but.. NFL is the most crash out league 😂 wildest stories

Gang Gang 🫡🫡

IF THERE'S MONEY FOR A PARADE, THEN THERE'S MONEY FOR MEDICAID!

Money in my pocket Money in my pocket Ma- ma money in my pocket Found money in pocket; god I love this place 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Question—when’s the last time you went back to an old job and clocked in just because?

Not only clever, but also factual 💯 I forget the wording but ‘the more a lie is repeated the more of a chance it will be believed & by more # of people’ Trump repeating the 2020 election lies are a spectacular example

Wordle 1,450 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You know how it goes; only sharing the highlights 🤣

Me: that’s the dumbest joke I’ve ever read *reposts*

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

Last point was disgustinggggg Happy for Carlos, couldn’t have happened to a more genuine guy 🙌🏽 I watched his docuseries where he came off like a big kid, very down to earth seemingly

Idk what I interacted with but my algorithm showing me gay stuff an I need it to stop 😂😂 Maybe it’s a pride month thing..

How is this dumb mf Trump at every UFC event 😭😭 Factor in all the golf this fatass plays & That means he is ruining this country working ~1 day a week. Honestly it’s impressive

My guy Josh Van got some beautiful combinations This my first time seeing him fight

This box does nothing.

Perfect placement to force OT. We goin up 2-0

CANADIAN FEVER ALL TIME HIGH 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

This is gonna be such a good series between Tech & UT

So worried after Homer by Scott from UT; but Candy closes out inning soon after. 1-2 gotta widen lead next at bat Tech

Canady is fireeee 🔥🔥

No cap; this game 1 is good but I’m definitely more invested in this Women’s college softball game 2 That’ll be the first time In life those words were said

Why would you throw to 1st base instead of saving the run at home plate!? @ Texas tech Stupid mfs; ya beat yourself. Women’s college World Series thoughts

Ughhh Top Chef finalists announced; I laughed when Cesar said “I can’t wait to tell my mom” Then cried the very next second when Tristan said “I can’t wait to tell my mom” 😭😭

Pluto never gave up:)

This is exactly how I imagined 3rd day of Memorial Day tournament.. Scottie currently still in Demon mode 🥲

Jake Tapper looking like an absolute idiot tonight, completely missed that Joe Biden was actually dead and replaced by clones and body doubles in 2020. His book proven entirely wrong.

Pockets fat just like Carl Winslow, Fresh ta death I’ma need me a headstone, Bihh I’ma dawg like I’m livin out a Petco

So thankful Pardon My Take recommended the show Mobland. So good

I can't believe it's almost June. Time flies when you've lost all faith in humanity.