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submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

girl your what 😭 i know you did not just call me one of your coochies 😭😭😭

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes you just see an adult woman with a father and you just think to yourself "damn you're an adult woman with a father 😂😂"

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

i think i might suck at this game #GGST #GGST_MA #GGST_PO

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go

submitted 95 days ago • 43 comments

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

submitted 95 days ago • 59 comments

olivia rodrigo doesn't understand gamer culture

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

apparently the nebulous notion of "dreamy" means something very specific and i got it completely wrong

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

BUDWEISER FROG #1: budd BUDWEISER FROG #2: dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3: er

submitted 98 days ago • 31 comments

Haven’t been posting as much lately because I’ve been working on the perfect post. It’s going great. I’m 6 letters in and they are so good

submitted 99 days ago • 164 comments

After / Before. went for a very subtle "dreamy" blur around the subject(s). it's hard to strike a balance between obscenely overdone and too-subtle-to-notice #photography #pnw #postprocessing

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

please do not yell at this person. this is my favorite interaction I've ever had on this app. and they're right!

submitted 102 days ago • 149 comments

Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels

submitted 110 days ago • 315 comments

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated theonion.com/conserv...

submitted 109 days ago • 153 comments

Back on the grind tomorrow

submitted 112 days ago • 262 comments

just some sunset and sunrise photos on my new camera :) #photography #pnw

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

stop saying "i can fix her" and start saying "im the reason she needs fixing." men it's time to own your real skills

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions theonion.com/news-happeni...

submitted 144 days ago • 116 comments

ding basically gave up

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

i have five or six more ideas for good bluesky posts and will try to make them stretch over the next decade or so by couching them between thousands of posts of substandard filler

submitted 151 days ago • 52 comments

i'm not celebrating the murder of brian thompson. it's just a hilarious gut check for CEOs. yes, you ALSO need to live in constant fear of dying as a result of gun violence

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

its funny because its just the end of act one. "one of the best starts to an intermission ever"

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oh wow that's fucking scary bluesky figured out where i grew up

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

teacher: today we are going to increase profits by denying medical claims

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

kim a keck is the ceo of blue cross blue shield

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

reminds me of an old jake and amir joke where amir says he "cheesen't had a cazburger in quite a while factually." i'm so collegehumor pilled to this fucking day and maybe that's what's wrong with me

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

florence + the pugh

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

it's crazy because she's literally so white there are literally memes about her blackfishing

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

submitted 159 days ago • 279 comments

oh wow

submitted 159 days ago • 308 comments

Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 161 days ago • 585 comments

i've never even heard of this song

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

commenting "This looks like something Rube Goldberg would draw 💀💀💀" on a post of a minecraft rube goldberg machine

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

popcron

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"

submitted 162 days ago • 120 comments

why she cry

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

submitted 163 days ago • 299 comments

i was trolling this guy on reddit who got so upset that i main may and i saw that he was active on the r/short subreddit and let's just say he dug his own grave

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

ASW's may preference is apparent and i always fucking love it

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

can bsky add animated pfps like old twitter

submitted 165 days ago • 14 comments

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

submitted 165 days ago • 314 comments

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

submitted 166 days ago • 323 comments

Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport

submitted 167 days ago • 45 comments

BRIDGET PLUSH INCLUDES A SMALL ROGER

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

bsky has determined that i like owls and they're not wrong

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments