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This is the fundraiser thread for June. Target: 2300. Art Theme: dogs and cats Urgency: High, but lower than you taking care of yourself and your community. Special considerations: birthday coming up, scouting expedition for winter accommodation planned: NL+FR. PP and linktree in bio!

kinda worried cause this week the new head of the behavioral health org wants to "get involved in groups" and is apparently pitching ideas like mandatory 8 am wakeups and scheduling everything to the minute and, no, fuck no

just throw me on the biggest mycelium you can find and let nature do the rest

I always figured boomer psychology would mean they couldn’t abide the world going on without them so they’d scuttle it on the way out

LOST DOG Washington state I hope Winnie is found soon Can you boost this post?

🥀 Forgotten. 🩺 Injured. 🏚️ Homeless. 📍 Gaza families need us now. 🙏 Just 5$ can bring food or medicine. 💔 Please don’t ignore us. 📌 Donate Link: gofund.me/4693e2b5 ✅ 𝕍𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 tumblr.com/hayanahed

humiditys up by like 30% and the headache I've had for about 70% of the past week is seeking reentry into my foggy skull

I have this thing I do where I’m handsome and perfect and then the world vexes me with Problems for no reason

”why should I have to spend my hard earned money to keep poor people alive?" "what are you spending it on now?" "a $250,000 car and retractable driveway bollards so no one can steal it"

Dichen Lachman is, to me, upsettingly beautiful.

G.I.S.M. – Performance Of War Label: Performance Corps (unofficial release) Country: Japan Released: 1998 #hardcore #crust #punk #dbeat #noise #experimental #gism #tokyo #japanesepunk #performancecorps

The Bluesky Elders & Quest to Save The Skyline (2025)

praxis

the more spaceship the cover the more technical the death metal

welcome to the society of people who talk like nolan batman after hitting the joint

Iris is one of the best people I know, if you can, please help out, and boost and repost!! 🙏💚

MOTHER OF CORPSES, FLAGELLANT OF UNREPENTANT MEAT, STITCHER OF SINEW AND UNHALLOWED OFFAL, HEAR MY HYMN OF FERAL NEED AND FILL ME WITH YOUR WILL FOR I AM BUT A BROKEN LISTLESS THING AND NEED YOUR GUIDING SKEINS TO FINISH THIS TASK I intone staring down at the sink of dirty dishes

boomer art is rich with symbolism, with several ideograms - guitar, hot rod, woman in bikini - that exist to express differing shades of badassness

Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.

the over the calf tube sock is the platonic ideal of what a sock should be. form and function married in perfection.

digging this!

how's my sex life? I'm having a hard time talking myself into having 21 orgasms per month for the slight reduction in risk of getting prostate cancer, thanks for asking

I'm sorry for spamming this stuff so much but we might not have anywhere to go next month if we don't get this taken care of. The GFM getting funded would be more than enough to get us out the door:

his mouth is way too wet to be yelling this much

I don't know why people saying "welcome in" bugs the shit out of me but it's sudden ubiquity really has me glaring at a lot of innocent service workers

150/365. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush

Tag yourself; I’m a vacated thing, a formless somnambulistic being, a ray of living light, to be sure, but without an object to colour, and therefore a blankness in itself

night gathering

Moving this weekend so I guess it's time to finally clean the toilet

so I have to piss then leave before I can shit?

thinking about all of those cybertrucks slowly being eaten by dew

i was never into this kind of bukkake porn

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