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edwarbteach.bsky.social
30 | she/they | queer | occasionally nsfw 🔞 big #ofmd enthusiast tumblr: @edwarbteach
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okay friends i'm gonna take a little break from the internet and you'll take a break from me being annoying on your tl 😁 mwah mwah 💖

this girl freaked me out today because she couldn't jump on the couch and had something bothering her where her lower back is. she had two two shots at the vet and she was SO brave. please clap for the bravest girl

HBO won’t renew #ofmd but they’ll block my reactions two years later lol sheesh. #ourflagmeansdeath

a loser behavior for a loser company

#ofmd

has anyone seen edward teach? he’s not missing i just love him

Aww, look at the difference sizes of the fonts— there's big ones to lure you in and then theres little ones, that's where all the tricks all.

in the mood to build a big massive house in the sims today

bitchy ed my beloved

We are gearing up to get started in earnest! In the meantime, if you have a lead or suspect your work was plagiarized, please tell us about it so we can track down the original work and restore credit to the writers. #OFMD #OFMDFic

please enjoy my zine, a love letter to Ed’s belly. CW for canon accurate gut stabbing. #ofmdzineweek 🧵

hi i also made a zine. couldn't help but keep it in the #OFMDMerMay spirit! make your own underwater friend <3 pages and full version for print below 🐙 #ofmdzineweek

hii i have mermaids for you :) well. one mermaid. a merstede. yay!!! i hope you enjoy i really like these two. and also my bitchy lesbian mary. yay ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/65979388

HAPPY OOTB DAY!! 🥰 @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here today with chapter 11 of out of the bag, where they finally watch ed's VERY favorite movie 🐈🏡 big shout out to @stedescuffs.bsky.social for creating a gift mentioned in the author note, just for y'all. enjoy!! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631

“He gives Stede’s fingers a gentle squeeze. ‘This is… perfect.’” #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Ed watches fondly for another few seconds, maybe a minute, maybe more. Stede looks just about gone when Ed whispers, “Thanks for watching, mate.” He fails to stifle a yawn himself. “Go to sleep, okay?” “Mm,” Stede hums back, then sighs into a grin after a second. “As you wish.” #ofmd #ofmdfanart

“So the phone it is, too small, absolute nightmare, and Ed complains about the horrible spreadsheet app while capturing Stede’s every thought, furiously typing it all in with his thumbs.” #ofmd #ofmdfanart

My entry for #OFMDZineWeek! Scans coming tomorrow

hey internets its almost summer and I'm going to have a lot of free time. Any podcasts want me as a guest? I can discuss: - having one line on #OFMD - the world of video game VO - having one scene in Westworld - my audioseries about a neurodivergent vampire! any leads would be welcome!

Constant negativity is a dead end fwiw It also won’t get you laid

one hour left of my workday and then i'm off work till the 12th of june PLEASE CLAP

sorry friends i'm gonna be stupid on main 😬are knitting cables interchangeable? e.g. i have knitting neddles from an X brand and i want to buy cables from an Y brand. will they work together? and are there any universal cables that work with any knitting needles brand?

if you hate joy and whimsy then LEAVE my house

I feel like most of my followers know this but because I see a lot of cis folks who have a specific blind spot for it: This includes the theme park. I don't care if you want Butterbeer or want to get a wand or are already there so why not just walk in. It's all Her. Everything with the name is Her.

anyways back to what matters

hot oluwande summer 🌟🧡💙

MERMAN ED and STEDE look at this beautiful blonde fish Ed caught #ofmd

a lot of hate for the queer tv show that got canceled a year ago and not much of the same energy for the terf tv show that is in production rn. something to think about