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eeeeden.bsky.social
really into sharks at the moment
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there should be platonic weddings. sometimes you just need to ceremoniously vow your being to someone in a platonic way.

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need a fella who wears a sweater vest in a non hipster way

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i think the time is right to bring back silly bandz. the stars are aligned.

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this is going to be the summer that i’m finally successful at propagating some lavender. i’m determined.

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WE KICK EM TO THE CURB UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER!!!!!

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i’d be so good at soap opera acting

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been thinking a lot about rewatching supernatural but i still haven’t finished my last criminal minds rewatch and right now im watching old seasons of greys anatomy

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need to start going braless more often

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saying "well my heart's in the right place" if there's too long of a silence after something I said in a group setting

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they played a queen deep cut at the restaurant i went to tonight and i almost went bananas

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i think that more often than not watching movies makes me feel crazy bisexual

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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

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thinking about the time when a friend quietly watched me eat a popsicle and then said “I get why you’re bisexual now.”

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i can already feel my mental health regressing

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was thinking about listening to the magnus archives again but perhaps it’s not the best idea in the midst of a bout of elevated anxiety

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every diagnosis of pots should come with a victorian fainting couch

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saw a girl tonight with a tattoo featuring many different chondrichthyes and i didn’t get a chance to tell her how much i liked it :/ i hope she sensed that someone was sending her good vibes

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eating small chocolate covered treats in bed is so delightful but beware!

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GOD I LOVE SHARKS!!!! THEYRE SO COOL AND SOFT AND AWESOME!!!!!!

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told my sister i had a dream about egon spengler flying around coruscant and she called me autistic

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wish i could be him

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god i love sharks. i love sharks so much.

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forgot how nice it feels to take a walk outside and get some fresh air/see your community. makes me wanna play stardew valley

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sometimes having boobs make me feel so nauseous and repulsed

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how do you say “diva down” in Latin

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i don’t think i could play roxie hart well but i could play her very very enthusiastically

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sometimes i wake up from a long night of dreaming and there’s nothing to say except man i sure am bisexual

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I’m actually wearing a huge / oversized / cozy knit turtleneck sweater right now so the optics of you being mean to me are pretty bad at the moment

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hate when people think i’m feeling the wine like bitch i’m just clumsy

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eating seaweed in front of my pet fish so he knows i’m interested in his hobbies

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they should make playgrounds for adults. like with jungle gyms and shit

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melancholy girl bath

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Conservative men are terrified of riding the New York City subway. I am terrified of driving on the highway. We are not the same (I am far superior at risk assessment)

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deep down i’m still just the same little 5 year old who cried whenever she squished a bug

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it seems i may be getting back into hatchetfield in a big way

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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

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midnight walk with mitski and the magnolias

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fem max jägerman

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One of the 8 stages of grief: slaying

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started dreaming about the angel of the waters in central park again. don’t know what this means. but the last time this happened i had a religious experience.

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sebaceous filaments? no no these are my ampullae of lorenzini

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need to seduce somebody who works at my local aquarium. not anybody specific. just somebody.

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lego should send me stuff for free because i’m a beautiful wonderful special little princess and it would make me so so happy

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Chuck Schumer? Uh, I sure hope they do!

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i wish that sharks would recognize a kiss on the head as an expression of love and appreciation and let me give them a smooch and enjoy receiving my adoration

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