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Hanging on by the skin of my balls
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Why did they stop putting sun roofs on cars 😞

Do you think if I got a real good bonk in the head I'd be normal ?

Men should be ashamed if they prefer a bald pussy. That should be 3 months into a relationship minimum type of divulsion. A profoundly embarrassing thing to share only within the intimacy of a close relationship

We need a term like nonce or peado to call sexual assaulters. There's no quick and easy way to yell at them rn

Boyfriend got some horrible stinky second hand meat and made us stinky oily sandwiches to eat in bed and now the sheets smell like stinky oily meat

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

Adding oat milk to my porridge like Oops! All Oats!

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

Potentially the worst part of the Wicked press tour? Cynthia Erivo is gonna influence everyone to start wearing those dumb, BuzzFeed-coded, wide-brim hats again

The worst thing about Dune is that the hero of this great epic is called "Paul"

Catching the second last train: 😇😘😉☺️😇

Catching the last train: 🤮😫🥺😭😭🤮😵‍💫

When are they gonna stop using so much cgi? All my homies hate cgi

Living life to the fullest!! (haven't texted anyone back in 2 weeks and I've watched the hunger games 3 times in the last two days)

Every time I like an American creator they turn out to be Canadian it all makes so much sense

Nothing like the sound of your pet vomiting on your bed to wake you up with an adrenaline rush

Never seen an eyebrow hoop look good

perfect news alert NYT, really captures the relevant facts, 10/10 no notes

Tony Blair announced as new labour leader

Society wants men to pee standing up because they don't want us to have even a moment's rest. And you fall for it...

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this would hurt me

I'm not a 28 year old with adult acne, I'm in my Kurt Cobain era. It's giving youthfull, it's giving grunge, I'm channelling effy stonem