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eepyhead.bsky.social
Hanging on by the skin of my balls
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Why did they stop putting sun roofs on cars 😞

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think if I got a real good bonk in the head I'd be normal ?

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Men should be ashamed if they prefer a bald pussy. That should be 3 months into a relationship minimum type of divulsion. A profoundly embarrassing thing to share only within the intimacy of a close relationship

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

We need a term like nonce or peado to call sexual assaulters. There's no quick and easy way to yell at them rn

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Boyfriend got some horrible stinky second hand meat and made us stinky oily sandwiches to eat in bed and now the sheets smell like stinky oily meat

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

submitted 179 days ago • 114 comments

Adding oat milk to my porridge like Oops! All Oats!

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

submitted 198 days ago • 37 comments

Potentially the worst part of the Wicked press tour? Cynthia Erivo is gonna influence everyone to start wearing those dumb, BuzzFeed-coded, wide-brim hats again

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

The worst thing about Dune is that the hero of this great epic is called "Paul"

submitted 471 days ago • 1 comment

Catching the second last train: 😇😘😉☺️😇

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

Catching the last train: 🤮😫🥺😭😭🤮😵‍💫

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

When are they gonna stop using so much cgi? All my homies hate cgi

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

Living life to the fullest!! (haven't texted anyone back in 2 weeks and I've watched the hunger games 3 times in the last two days)

submitted 551 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I like an American creator they turn out to be Canadian it all makes so much sense

submitted 555 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like the sound of your pet vomiting on your bed to wake you up with an adrenaline rush

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

Never seen an eyebrow hoop look good

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments

perfect news alert NYT, really captures the relevant facts, 10/10 no notes

submitted 574 days ago • 58 comments

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Tony Blair announced as new labour leader

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

Society wants men to pee standing up because they don't want us to have even a moment's rest. And you fall for it...

submitted 580 days ago • 29 comments

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submitted 611 days ago • 7 comments

this would hurt me

submitted 617 days ago • 12 comments

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I'm not a 28 year old with adult acne, I'm in my Kurt Cobain era. It's giving youthfull, it's giving grunge, I'm channelling effy stonem

submitted 620 days ago • 0 comments