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Using white emojis instead of generic yellow ones feels racist 🫡

Welp, guess it’s a bad day

“The average person”—dude, when tf was the last time you talked to an average person and they weren’t kissing your ass??

The obsession over approval ratings shows all they care about is getting re-elected while doing as little as possible

The do-nothing roll call

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

A lot of people wearing Lakers jerseys at the game have a Wolves jersey in a bag from the team store. Presumably to change at halftime.

This crowd is drunk and Crunch is more off-beat on his drum than usual. Wolves by 20.

My friend Maggie — one of the most devoted Wolves fans I know and a terrific all-around person — is dealing with some scary health stuff. Please help if you can and spread the word. gofund.me/e4c97ce0

JJ challenges so we get to watch Rui get his ankles broken for 5 minutes on repeat lol

Facebook has been hitting me w ads from “faith-based entrepreneurs” and if that’s not the scammy-est set of words possible I don’t know what is

Bought some Mike Tyson gummies and they’re shaped like ears lol

Wary of speaking it into existence but between Trump's debilitating case of Permanently 1989 Brain Disorder and given the other creeps he's appointed, I feel like we have to consider the possibility of Karl Malone getting appointed to this job.

Its Monday, Again. 🥱

Trump and the Republican trifecta have completed 41% of Project 2025 in six weeks. www.project2025.observer?sort=agency-...

Today I found out drinking Hamms funds Project 2025 and I am crestfallen

Bought tabs for my truck at Cub today, that was super easy and convenient. What a great idea!

That snow was so dirty! Everything has melted off my vehicle and it’s covered in mud/dirt

Agreed

I beat gold stake in Balatro, I am finally a true gamer

An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

For every anti-trans thing presented by this administration I will hire one trans person

Anybody want a free ticket to Toro y Moi at First Ave tonight?

I do not need the Dems to tell us how bad things are. We already read the news. I need them tell us *what they plan to do about it*

What animal is the X?

Went to the vet, dude was spooked

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Thats why he’s the best

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

Dude at the liquor store was doing samples of mad dog 20/20?!?