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I’ll repeat.

america is a gun

is a kimchi-mozz onigiri and a bowl of strawberries a complete lunch y/n

my kid is 2000 miles away and sitting outside looking at their phone so i’m doing the same before the hot weather comes in, and it is rather pleasant except for all the invertebrates who think i’m their enrichment

have scheduled a revision to my haircut. do i tip on that? the appointment itself is gratis and i tipped 25% on a service that was obviously not wholly satisfactory

hairdresser is 45 minutes late and counting to my first appointment in 5 years, inauspicious

i thought i was doing okay sitting outside with my friend for two hours but i’ve drunk 36 oz of water since coming home an hour ago

hard to tell if Mr Snuggins is pleased or enraged by the loose hand-cut salad today vs the food processor and nouvelle cuisine-shaped salad he usually receives, though the ingredients are the same

doing that thing where the costco shop has to be done first so i know how much fridge space i have when it’s put away before i go to the grocery store that has *variety*

teen texted me and among all the things a person might dread in the wilderness where they are the foremost concern is that they may be pushed to participate in karaoke tonight (that’s my baby)

marching in spirit if not body by wearing a t-shirt that says Let’s All Start a Riot to Get Ourselves Some Rights around an anthropomorphic cartoon brick

okay thank goodness for finch bc i needed the boost from past me to remember how to function while my kid is away

Mr Snuggins wants the paparazzi to leave him so he can contemplate eating in peace tyvm