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Luxury candles with attitude. Wooden wick candles, wax melts, room sprays, candle refill kits, corporate gifts, wholesale candles, and more! effingcandleco.com Retail now at Made in KC's Plaza store!
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T minus 8 days until the move. Current status: I want to throw everything in a dumpster and move to Sicily

Imagine finding your new favorite candle scent because you tried a discovery set effingcandleco.com/products/can...

Monday is a mail holiday and Saturday we're closed. You have until noon Central Time to place an order that will go out TODAY!

New in the shop! It's Rainbow Season, Bitches is available in our strawberry muskmelon and oakmoss scent that smells like a strawberry Bellini at bottomless brunch🍓🪩 We did a super limited batch of these bc we're moving and things are a lil hectic 😅 effingcandleco.com/products/its...

Kansas City friends, there's a tornado watch and lots of rain and wind headed our way. ABC Rules are in effect: 1-Always be charging your devices 2-Always be candle-ing. Don't wait till it's pitch black and spooky to look for a candle and something with which to light it 🕯️ Stay safe 💗

I make candles for people who leave the house, think "it's too people-y outside" and can't wait to get home to light a candle and drink and iced latte in peace

Candles will always feel overpriced if you save them for a special occasion bc they will lose fragrance and go rancid before you have a chance to properly enjoy them 👀

"I will not yield to disrespectful men" Girl, same. All of our 7oz jars are 20% off this weekend. Were getting the keys to our new space next week, please don't make me move all these jars 😅 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

I'm just saying

Customer service is stoned on the job AGAIN

Dropping a restock of Witchy Shit off at Made in KC later today and adding wick trimmers to the booth. I needed to make hang tags for the trimmers and, if there's one thing I'm going to preach about it's trimming the wick 😉

There is one fragrance oil I never want to smell again, and we poured it today 😤

Born to make your home smell amazing, forced to navigate market manipulation

If you didn't get what you wanted today, I have gifts (with purchase) for you: Grab any 3 travel candles and/or wax melts: free shipping Spend $75+ on full-priced items: free matches Spend $150+ on full-priced items: free $15 egift card effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Me vs 100 wicks that have never been trimmed

Dropped off some new products at Made in KC just in time for the holiday weekend. There are a few World's Best Dog Mom/Cat mom mini tumblers left for the pawrents🐶 😺

It's hard to say goodbye to an old friend, but Wedding Day is retiring from the scent library. I guess you could say we're getting divorced 🤣 Grab it for 40% off 👇🏻 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Ppl often want to know what's wrong w candles that end up in Mystery Boxes and here's a great example - our label applicator has been in a mood and there's bubbling. I treat every candle like it's a gift. Whether it's for you or a loved one is irrelevant, I want them perfect. Mystery boxes =40% off

The customer service team has a case of the derps. We apologize for the inconvenience. (This is Doodles she/her/goose)

🚨 FREE SHIPPING ALERT 🚨 Our 7.2oz Rooftop Margaritas candle is ready to turn your space into a sun-soaked happy hour 🍹☀️ With bright notes of blood orange, lime, and agave, it’s basically spring/summer in a jar—and it ships FREE (today only). Snag yours 👉 effingcandleco.com/products/blo...

Candles will always feel overpriced if you are only using them to cover up fart smells in the bathroom instead of lighting them purely for enjoyment and vibes 💅🏻

Sundress Season: Juicy, fruity, tropical and fun. If she was a White Lotus character, she'd be Jaclyn 🌴 🍊👗

Found the perfect bags to store all of my fucks

The location ➡️ the scent This one will fill a room (and more) with fragrance. It's juicy, fruity, tropical, and fun. Light it, close your eyes, and imagine you're on vacation and a server just brought you a fruity beverage🌴🍊🌊🪸 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Dropped some product off at Made in KC on the Plaza. Get a lil gifty for your fav dog moms and cat moms 🐶🐈

Dropped off a wholesale order for our friends at Under The Cover and grabbed a couple of bday gifts for my SIL. Doodles approves shopping local. Billionaires have enough money fr

ICYMI: Retired scents from the fragrance graveyard are available as candle refills! If you miss Sexy Leather, Campfire, Sexy Stoner, or the Barbie-inspired scents, get them before they're gone forever (the fragrances aren't coming with us in the move!) effingcandleco.com/products/bac...

Back from the dead! Get your favorite discontinued scent (R.I.P.) as a candle refill kit. Available in the following scents: Sexy Stoner Campfire Sexy Leather & our Barbie-inspired scent effingcandleco.com/products/bac...

I'm an introvert. Lighting a disco ball candle is as close as I get to "partying"

When someone gets their first order and immediately places a second order

Someone said the wax melt pouches look like French fry bags and that's because they are 😆 To keep the packaging compostable, we had to get a lil ✨ creative✨

"This is the second new scent you've released this year." God forbid a girl wants your home to smell amazing and make you laugh a little bit

Didn't send anyone into space yesterday; spent all my money donating to Planned Parenthood instead

A hot new bombshell enters the villa 🔥 Smells SO good and fills a room (tbh, my whole 2200 sq ft house smelled amazing after having this lit) effingcandleco.com/products/sun...

Ok, this is the best smelling photoshoot I've ever done 🤩 Sundress Season drops tomorrow at 10 a.m. Central Time