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efitzhume.bsky.social

Former Information officer at State. Started in ‘74 as a mail boy. My father got me my job. Current assignment classified. I will say that it’s a considerable step up in base pay.

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My daughter is forcing me to watch old episodes of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” with her, and I’m starting to think maybe it’s ok if certain very specific parts of LA County burn.

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Never underestimate the stupidity of bad people.

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The third Gruber brother reveals himself.

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Do they get to go to the Air and Space Museum and Golden Corral like all the other uniformed Safety Patrol kids?

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Very exciting…as a luggage problem.

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I see General Sherman has upgraded his cavalry considerably.

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The fascist Avengers flying around in their heilcarrier.

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Wanting to take revenge is indeed a perfectly acceptable reaction here. Carrying out that revenge by executing a random person (or any person) is not an acceptable reaction.

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ChatGPT confidently decrypts Germany’s plans for the imminent invasion of Westeros by Prince Eugene’s Army of Northern Virginia. gizmodo.com/chatgpt-vs-n...

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Otisburg.

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It’s gonna be wild when it’s revealed that Nancy Mace is trans.

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Man if I owned a cathedral in Avignon I'd light up some white smoke from it today just to scare people.

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Put it all in Cracklin’ Oat Flakes, I say… youtu.be/p05RmuCKfFo

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Hadrian commissioned it, but did Mexico pay for it?

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The best thing about kids is making them.

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I was in college, so probably smoke a bowl, eat some Lucky Charms, and catch a rerun of the last night’s Sportscenter on my 12” TV with a built in VCR.

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I thought we were supposed to be great.

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vtr

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Lafayette County in Florida ain’t pronounced the French way.

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Edward VIII never should have abdicated. Who cares if he schtupped a divorced gold digger?

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They sucked because they were terribly written, and the two male leads (Christensen and Driver) were horribly miscast.

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Looks like someone fed Maria Shriver and Arnold after midnight.

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I prefer to describe Thomas Friedman as the High Lord of Bad Metaphors and Vacuous Platitudes.

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BREAKING: Trump Administration confirms it has positively identified Abrego Garcia as the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson. She adds that U.S. intelligence strongly suspects he may also be responsible for trading Luka to the Lakers.

My daughter is forcing me to watch old episodes of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” with her, and I’m starting to think maybe it’s ok if certain very specific parts of LA County burn.

Never underestimate the stupidity of bad people.

The third Gruber brother reveals himself.

Do they get to go to the Air and Space Museum and Golden Corral like all the other uniformed Safety Patrol kids?

Very exciting…as a luggage problem.

I see General Sherman has upgraded his cavalry considerably.

The fascist Avengers flying around in their heilcarrier.

Wanting to take revenge is indeed a perfectly acceptable reaction here. Carrying out that revenge by executing a random person (or any person) is not an acceptable reaction.

ChatGPT confidently decrypts Germany’s plans for the imminent invasion of Westeros by Prince Eugene’s Army of Northern Virginia. gizmodo.com/chatgpt-vs-n...

Otisburg.

It’s gonna be wild when it’s revealed that Nancy Mace is trans.

Man if I owned a cathedral in Avignon I'd light up some white smoke from it today just to scare people.

Put it all in Cracklin’ Oat Flakes, I say… youtu.be/p05RmuCKfFo

Hadrian commissioned it, but did Mexico pay for it?

The best thing about kids is making them.

I was in college, so probably smoke a bowl, eat some Lucky Charms, and catch a rerun of the last night’s Sportscenter on my 12” TV with a built in VCR.

I thought we were supposed to be great.

vtr

Lafayette County in Florida ain’t pronounced the French way.

Edward VIII never should have abdicated. Who cares if he schtupped a divorced gold digger?

They sucked because they were terribly written, and the two male leads (Christensen and Driver) were horribly miscast.

Looks like someone fed Maria Shriver and Arnold after midnight.

I prefer to describe Thomas Friedman as the High Lord of Bad Metaphors and Vacuous Platitudes.

BREAKING: Trump Administration confirms it has positively identified Abrego Garcia as the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson. She adds that U.S. intelligence strongly suspects he may also be responsible for trading Luka to the Lakers.

Terry Waite 2.0.

Yet another signpost on the road to perdition. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...