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New Donkey Kong looks incredible, can't wait to play it in a few years when there are finally enough Switch 2 exclusives for me to justify the $500 price that will not drop in the next decade.

quick reminder: stay the fuck alive

Republicans trying to rip Healthcare from millions of Americans is an attempt to divert attention from ripping Healthcare away from millions of Americans.

My ★★★★ review of Jump the Track (2025) on @backloggd.com: bckl.gg/lFsg

As much as they try, they'll never top the goat

None of yall can go back and check because the entire game is delisted now but I'm pretty sure the Remedy-made campaign for Crossfire X was more fun to play than FBC Firebreak.

the lesson of this isn't that tucker carlson is actually good but that you should ask these people basic factual questions instead of bullshit about politics

I've played a lil bit of FBC as well and this has me thinking: I think the game is unintuitive on purpose?

Making this video was very annoying so please check it out on YouTube

I got the long sleeve and hoodie on the way to me now. They will probably be 2 of the coolest pieces of clothing I'll own.

I yearn for precedented times.

My ★★★★ review of Jump the Track (2025) on @backloggd.com: bckl.gg/lFsg

This is the remix 😌

Missed this yesterday because I was working too much but yesterday's Test Drive was for GearGrit, a really awesome indie twist on Jak II. I mean the demo has an open world, hover bikes/cars, really satisfying platforming mechanics, and excellent vibes. Keep an eye out for this one!

Woke up and this was the first thing I saw...good.

I worked so long over the weekend that I nearly hit my 40 hours for the week already, they offered to let me stay home today. But I didn't want to leave an hour of pay on the table so here I am 🙃

I'm starting to think this has nothing to do with a Red Dead 2 PS5 patch. If it was something Rockstar-adjacent, there's no way they'd be allowed to tease like this. My prediction is a speaking tour or a podcast.

The finale of the Test Drive Nex Fest Marathon is here! In contrast to all the sci-fi action and colorful platformers, I'm capping off this Marathon with Total Chaos, the full scale version of the classic Doom II mod. Its WAY more involved than I expected, and more terrifying. Check it out!

Happy Monday! Here's my 2B cosplay 🖤 Nier Automata

Big week for people who ordered some cool attire several weeks ago and woke up to some new tracking numbers over the weekend

okay I'll admit there is now one (1) feature I really wish bsky would copy from threads

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

Missed this yesterday because I was working too much but yesterday's Test Drive was for GearGrit, a really awesome indie twist on Jak II. I mean the demo has an open world, hover bikes/cars, really satisfying platforming mechanics, and excellent vibes. Keep an eye out for this one!

I was one of the 39! Now that this year's Doc Lightning is up in full, I'll go ahead and share my entry! You can also watch it on my YouTube channel if you'd like. youtu.be/HdOLoDadsQI Please enjoy: The Allure of the Momocon Courtyard

Same energy

Deadass going to Walmart right after work today

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

Hell yea, we got another true believer!

I've heard here & there that The Finals has the best cosmetics of any F2P shooter. I spent 28 hours maxing out last season's battle pass & got some cool skins. But they let you unlock stuff from old BPs now and this wedding dress skin from S1 goes INCREDIBLY hard.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

The final part of my 30 for 30 Platinum stream is up! We wrap up a few more shovelware plats and then we spend the last 2/3rds of the video platinuming Astro Bot! Half of that is me trying to lock in on the final level, but I finally got that 100th plat eventaually! Hope you all enjoyed the stream 🫡

The Play for Peace: Games for Palestine Charity drive is now live!!! Thank you everyone for the support. Now's the time for us to come together as a village that helps❤️ Link below to submit your games to a charity bundle for a GOOD cause 🇵🇸 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ itch.io/jam/games-fo...

The Test Drive marathon continues! This time I played Usual June, which is one of the coolest demos I've played this week. Dungeons of Hinterberg combat, cute Steven Universe-y vibe, vibrant style, & mysterious ghosts make for a winning combo. This one is definitely gonna be a hit when it comes out.

OK I understand this one.

Looking at all the photos of folks at protests and lamenting the fact that every other person in my position took off this weekend so im opening and closing alone all weekend instead of being out there with yall. Love to see so many out there, gives me a bit of hope.

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

I installed an app that closes IG and YouTube as soon as I click on a Short or Reel and its resulted in me more often noticing what salacious and scandalous images my mind unconsciously gets attracted to. Its like microdosing post nut clarity.