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Oh God it's pride

Oh the feeling of getting paid goodt then it going right to rent and adulting

Life goals

Faces (Prod. by Roberto Ferrante - 2020 Remaster) by Clio, Roberto Ferrante on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/kVR9ipPxX7Fb...

A butch lesbian cashier and bottle blonde owner behind the counter is what I need right now

I rather enjoyed that! Done in the style of a silent movie, it moves quickly and is charming and effective. Good stuff.

What I'd say upon your death: "She enjoyed people."

Met this cutie 🐌 Got my blood test done 💉 Got Subway 🥪 Got espresso ☕️ Got ginger molasses cookies for roommates 🍪 Good morning so far 🌞

That lighting is so good #XFilesLive

It's never fat c Monday

AS LONG AS MY POPPERS AREN'T AFFECTED, THE REPUBLIC CAN GO TO HELL

I dislike organized sports

Whoa always got more luck with sports betting than my true love politics betting

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It's #fcf and they're defunding PBS

How do you use a 'red card'? Hold it up to a window, from *inside* your house. -The side facing outward, in English, tells the authorities that you know your rights. -The side facing inward, in Spanish, tells you how to declare those rights. More here: www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta...

Judge Michael Luttig says he federal case against Judge Dugan is bogus.

Suboptimal, if I’m honest. www.wsj.com/business/log...

Man this white house behaving like an internet troll IRL is something else

[Aretha franklin voice] LGBTQIA Basically it means you’re gay

Was just reminded of that dick sucking factory joke from Twitter all those years ago.

The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory. www.ft.com/content/8459...

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Our first gay Treasury secretary is maga smdh

As the crowd at #HandsOff Boston files into City Hall Plaza, someone got up on a barrier waving the flag, and folks started singing the Star Spangled Banner. This too is America.

deals are being made every day

Some good news

picked a helluva bad time to quit smoking

I missed this remark the first time watching Final Destination

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

I DONT WANNA FEEL I DONT WANNA CRY SO IM GONNA DANCE UNTIL I FEEL ALRIGHT

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Despicable display by putin's lackeys in that meeting with Zelenskyy

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"We are becoming less free and our government more corrupt and abusive. But these changes are rarely perceptible from the vantage point of daily life. At least at the start, before some become too entrenched, too consolidated, too invasive to ignore." How it happens, via @aselrod.bsky.social: