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Jameela Jamil spitting facts

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

Saw this on reddit and it's a fact

Breaking news: In a rematch of their 2023 U.S. Open final, Coco Gauff beat top-ranked Aryna Sabalenka to win the French Open. She is its first American champion since Serena Williams in 2015.

What an amazing opportunity for New Yorkers to be part of conservation history. The New York Restoration Project has been giving away American chestnut trees to help bring the species back from the brink of extinction. Absolutely lovely story. ❤️

WOW. Breaking news from ABC that has the potential to cast serious doubts on today’s indictment of Mr. Abrego Garcia.

ICE waited until a woman’s lawyer went to the restroom then dragged her away. She fainted from stress and they dragged her unconscious body into the elevator, refusing medical attention.

Everyone on Twitter right now.

A few years ago I went on a generational educational run, securing my first MS (2017), GRCT (2018), second MS (2019), and MBA (2021). Education hall of fame when? Lol

You cannot swing a cat in the DMV rn without hitting someone unemployed with the kind of credentials that would ordinarily see the govt froth at the mouth to employ. And yet we have a 22 yr old appointed to lead DHS in antiterrorism....

Prince Harry and Meghan Sussex doing the 'Baby Mama Dance' right before giving birth to Princess Lilibet❣️❤️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 #happybirthdayLilibet #PrincessLilibet4 #meghanSussex #HarryAndMeghan #Sussexes

This is very cute, man. 😂

A man who convinced total strangers to eat bull dicks and cow balls on live national TV for a prize equivalent of a Chevy Tahoe was always destined to be a cult leader

Bazillionaires, who could literally afford ALL THE THERAPY, instead spending their treasure to make their weird issues with their fellow humans into public policy.

So Senator Mark Warner responded to my letter! I'll probably post it online later with a link if anyone wants to read it. Tl;dr - while he toed the kept the party narrative he came off as in support of palestinians and a palestinian state, going so far as referencing tons of issues I left out.

Absolutely horrible. My heart breaks and is enraged at the same time.

I really need to be sedated.

PSG v Inter in a nutshell

Sometimes you have to be ten toes for your beliefs. www.elietal.com/insights/ope... www.linkedin.com/posts/eibang...

Scoop: Texas police used Flock's license plate cameras to search *nationwide* for a woman who had a self-managed abortion. Claim it was "about her safety" www.404media.co/a-texas-cop-...

My swimcap laid some of my edges and ngl, i get it

SZA defends Megan Thee Stallion against Tory Lanez and his supporters: “I'm actually SO shocked at the amount of ppl fully comfortable bullying a woman that's proven to be a victim of assault ??! Like out loud where other ppl can see you ?? Lmao u finna be stupid OUTLOUD ?”

Hot take. Forget killing toxic masculinity. Just kill masculinity period. The socialized differentiation is the problem.

drake sharing a free tory lanez petition with “come home soon”. never seen someone continuously just take L’s 😭

They are playing thriller here and I feel like all the black people (we are all at the bar for some reason) are trying and failing to not sing along and dance a bit.

RFK says we shouldn’t take medical advice from him? Thanks, Captain Obvious, but also why are you the Secretary of HEALTH and Human Services if we can’t trust you with medical advice?

The Justice Department has now filed criminal charges against Harvard scientist Kseniia Petrova for “allegedly attempting to smuggle clawed frog embryos and embryonic samples into the United States.” www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/r...

Worth repeating that this woman AGREED TO LEAVE THE UNITED STATES. She said she would go back to Europe, where she held a valid visa that would allow her to temporarily stay. She just didn't want to go back to Russia, where she feared returning bc of her past persecution for political activities.

A man checked out 100 books on Jewish history, Black history, and LGBTQ+ education from a library only to burn them

We and are future generations will pay horribly for this utter betrayal.

Did somebody say B12?!

My daughter’s speech therapist went out of business because Medicaid reimbursement rates were too low. We do not have Medicaid. I’m going to keep posting this until people understand that when Medicaid gets cut *everyone* loses services.

The gift is bad enough on its own, but can we talk about how insane it is to use a foreign-gifted jet as *Air Force One* Air Force One has a lot of capability that a luxury jet simply doesn’t, and that’s before we even consider the obvious spying/bugging/security concerns.

Both myself (through my own nonprofit thurmanperryfoundation.org) and Serena Martin Liguori at New Hour for Women & Children in NY had to spend $18,000 to pay for FANS for each individual woman incarcerated in New York b/c it’s so hot now that the OLD prisons up there are cooking these women alive