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Tech bro selling teleportation: Imagine if every time you got on a plane you got shot in the head! (He is very excited to introduce this technology)

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Clair Obscure is a fantastic game and no I will not type out the full name

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(smugly) Is the Time Being in the room with us?

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Somebody with the Israeli flag followed me 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸Jumpscare🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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2% milk is for lactose intolerant people who live 1% more on the edge and no one else. If you're that scared of 3% milkfat just get skim.

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Gender roles are funny because some people are like "oh, what? Gender? Boy, I guess" And then people go "I AM A MAN" "EXCUSE ME, DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MAN?" and then we talk about how "men" are

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Immaculate description (noun): When a virgin tries to explain something eg. blockchain

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This is a Molecule Man stan account I love the Molecule Man

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"Catholic kids did laced ketamine once and now they beat the shit out of dealers" is a ridiculous premise But you cannot deny that the Cloak & Dagger fit duo goes hard

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I am officially taking an erroneous, yet indelible stance as a Wolverine hater for rhetorical reasons.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

The greatest thing about caffeine is that now I'm bored and I have energy — which means it's time to muse ~out loud~

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I'll give a shit if a killing is "extralegal" or not when the country whose laws I'm looking at isn't supporting a genocide

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

If somebody who likes the movie Whiplash tells me they're surprised that conservatives like Judge Dredd I'm going to beat them to death

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Talking to half of my family feels like trying to explain the significance of blue curtains to Democrats.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Am I in a starter pack? What is it? Mediocre white men?

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The argument against porn being allowed on BlueSky is that, even though people who make porn don't want people who don't want to see porn to see their porn, there is a very loud group of people who need everyone to know how much they don't like porn And nobody would care if you were normal abt it

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There's nothing to get You're in the wrong

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If you are an adult, you should not be calling anyone an NPC. If insulting that person is really worthwhile you will do it in a way that actually uses their sincerely held beliefs, and not your own inability to recognize common humanity.

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TTRPG (mainly DnD) Discourse is so annoying because half of the people in the space think fighting the mechanics is a virtue and they also tend to think that old-school styles of play (for which many of the mechanics were originally designed) are inferior or even illegitimate as ways to have fun

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Author-insert books about misunderstood poets who end up in life-threatening situations: The Bell Jar The Little Prince Feel free to add to this list

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Every time I load up a new episode of Invincible I am reminded that I hate this show: I hate how much it revels in gore and it's ability to gross me out And yet I will still finish the episode

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Just a few hours left! I’ve got to sell at least 5 framed prints (or the equivalent) to have just what I need for rent. Absolutely need to get a bunch of dog & cat food & treats tomorrow. Just restocked some favorites w/ my latest print order!

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I ain't ever had a "glow up" This is my apotheosis

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The curtains are a tiger in the bushes and your lack of critical analysis skill is a type II error in cognition.

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

8 bus stays defeated Worst one by far

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Special skills? I can die if you stab me

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I would kill 1 person to work a different minimum wage job

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Once had a friend tell me they "didn't realize I was a poster" after they'd been shown my Twitter profile and I do think that was a little reductive; I offer a cult experience: carefully curated musings made for a small group of sycophants.

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I'm tryna get that "has a girlfriend" rent

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Need Twitch subscriber popups for real life

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@jamesintrocaso.bsky.social is gonna smile at me, and I'm gonna blush so hard my head is gonna blow up like in Scanners.

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with the cuntiest snap of my fingers: "Oh, Manservant! Post-action cheeseburgers, please!" Call me Julius Caesar how I'm gonna have my empire topped by a salad (Doctor Strange)

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They shoulda never given a white boy a dream because now I make chocolate chip cookies instead of regular food.

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Staring at a beer thinking "I really want an apple juice" as much as I know that I'd be staring at an apple juice thinking "I really want a beer"

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Going out with a model, calling her boobies supply and demand Real Huginn and Muninn type shit

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dot bisky dot social

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