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elitecaster.bsky.social
I exclusively post perfect takea about hockey, metal, and maybe even other stuff
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Blow... it... up...

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

Leafs need to prioritize signing him this summer. Only way to prevent this. 8.5m x 3 years ought to do it.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It is 4-1... #TOR #FLA

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit...I think Brian has the best clean vocals in metal, so this sucks a lot. Hope everything is okay with him and the other band members too...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This should be a headline for @theonion.com, not reality...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Same but "Two-Headed Boy"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Jobu is perhaps the most powerful god I've ever heard of #STL #WPG #Blues #Jets #NHL

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, I'm thinking I need to get a Jobu figurine for my desk at work, if it provides such mojo! #WPG #NHL

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

They gotta pull Hellebuyck, right? #NHL #WPG #STL

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Next year, EDM will beat LAK 4-3

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

LOL @ #LAK - imagine being unable to beat one single team. Couldn't be me

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

It must feel soooo good to be an NHL video coach, see an opponent be 1 inch offside, tell the head coach to challenge, then get your opponent's goal called back, lol #VGK #MIN #NHL

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The #EDM vs #LAK OT is 5 on 5 but the pace feels like 3 on 3 with how these guys are playing!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Why am I a fan of this wretched team...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

This #COL vs #DAL OT is so tense...you can tell every player is looking for every possible slight opening whilr also trying to ensure mistake -frre play. Love to see it!! #NHL

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I really like both of these new verification features. The "Trusted Verifier" is awesome to save time to get people verified, too, since, for example, news orgs can verify their own reporters while the BSky team focuses on bigger accounts for now. Thank you BlueSky team!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Hellebuyck started 62 games and shut out 12.5% of them. Give him the Vezina AND the Hart #NHL #NHLAwards

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Just felt my first ever legit earthquake! Crazy!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I think the worst outcome long-term for #NYR would be if #MTL lost every game, and #NYR won all of theirs, granting the Rangers a playoff berth. However, this would also be the funniest. Despite being a Rangers fan, I think I'm really rooting for MTL to lose all their games, then #CBJ makes it

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

According to my NHL app, the @wshcapitals.bsky.social appear to have un-made the playoffs, lol

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

How does Subway, a store that sells sandwiches, manage to make the worst possible sandwiches? Tasty sandwiches aren't even hard to make!!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I've been playing fantasy hockey for 6 or 7 years and always make the playoffs, a few times making it to the finals...but this time...finally...I AM A CHAMPION!!!!

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Can someone who knows #NCAA please tell me why the Florida and Auburn players are falling down so much? Is the court slippery for some reason lol

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

If Ovechkin breaks the record tonight on NHL network so that nobody can watch it, it will be the biggest blunder ever in the NHL's history of blinders

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments