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once again, queer people made something seem hip and culturally trendy until it eventually trickled down to homophobic conservative heterosexuals, and now we all have to watch their awkward and cringeworthy approximations of it in public: the polyamory edition

submitted 22 minutes ago • 2 comments

I got a few minutes backstage in Vancouver with @jay.bsky.team to talk about Bluesky and her ambitious vision for fixing social media She has a compelling blend of optimism and realism and I’m so interested to see how she charts this path www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

he looks like a doll brought to life by magic

submitted 1 hour ago • 49 comments

god how are these losers dating more people than me. insult to injury.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Highly recommend living near a fjord, if at all possible

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

you can lie to your dentist that you’re cisgender; it’s free

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

US tariff policy changed today? Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me that now for the first time

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

what if we had a day that was sunny but not overbearingly hot?

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Been a gloomy day in payments around here, folks, let's pick up the mood by remembering when Citibank tried to send $8m to some accounts and accidentally sent them $900m, and wasn't allowed to recover about a half billion of it.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

I got a speeding ticket from an automated camera but my lawyer got it dismissed by proving I was stationary at the time of the photo. Thank you to the fine attorneys at Zeno & Associates

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

odds of Canada PNG’ing US diplomats just went way up

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

"men's rea"? Your Honor, I don't think we need to gender rea like that. My rea is enby.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Our Dumb Cyberpunk Future: My US bank accounts get frozen because I drove through a toll cordon that somehow uses a blockchain for payment to work around OFAC sanctions

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.

submitted 22 hours ago • 111 comments

I get nervous sending money to *myself* across international borders

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

MORBO’S UNDERWORLD CONTACTS REFUSE TO ALLOW PUNY HUMANS TO ACT AS MONEY MULES WHEN EVADING INTERGALACTIC SANCTIONS, ONLY GENUINE MULES WILL SUFFICE

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

gorgeous woman whose song lures you into the fallout shelter (air raid siren)

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

I am officially on the Oilers bandwagon

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

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someone add the You Spin Me Right Round music

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Truly a launch vehicle that will replace all of the existing ones and go to Mars.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

y’all I think the Canada Line is over the design capacity *today*. like if they somehow magically got 50m trains overnight, they’d still be crush-loaded at peak

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

>type of person who’s anti-Macron because he’s not anti-Thatcher because she agreed to hand over Hong Kong

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

hey gock did the latest starship launch explode yet

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tech tip: Five nines of availability gets a lot easier if you just stick another digit in between the nines.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

i want a black comedy spinoff where Dedra Meero is freed from prison and immediately hailed as a hero of the Republic because her charging documents accuse her of everything Lonni ever did

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments