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Animation Producer, Director/Exec. Producer MORIARTY: The Devil's Game & MORIARTY: The Silent Order, on Audible now. Opinions, dumb jokes are my own. Currently clean on OPSEC.
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These Medicaid cuts will be extremely bad and they’re just to offset tax cuts for very wealthy people www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

For a guy my age, I have surprisingly few grey hairs - more in my beard than on top of my head - but there’s one grey hair right on top that grows at a slightly faster rate than the rest, like a damn antenna. No picture, you can form your own mental image of it.

Remarkable description here from legal scholar Matt Seligman of the genuine authoritarianism that Stephen Miller and JD Vance crave, which is about the will of the "pure" people (the MAGA volk) being unconstrained by niggling obstacles like the rule of law: newrepublic.com/article/1953...

Yeah, it couldn’t possibly be that they gave their time and celebrity to Harris for free because they think you’re a dangerous fascist shithead, Don.

I think basically you have to assume based on this that the trump campaign involved a lot of secretly paying for endorsements bsky.app/profile/pale...

Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA

“As a concept, Skynet was just misunderstood.”

Here’s the thing: we don’t have to have that conversation, because Biden’s not president anymore. But they’d rather talk about him rather than discuss whether Trump is capable of doing the job due to his age and obviously declining mental acuity, along with his myriad character deficiencies.

I’m sorry Ms. Jackson I ate your veal that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for saltimbocca Forgive me 
it was so milkfed 
so cold I am a monster

This is both fucking repugnant and completely wrongheaded. If 2028 becomes a referendum on Biden rather than on Trump it will because of bullshit narratives like this decided by news media following the Republican lead and insisting on a “Biden question” rather than holding Trump accountable.

A giant glowering putz.

Musk: we "saved" a few $million by cutting basic weather services! Awesome! Sad Reality: 9 people died this weekend in area that stopped doing overnight tornado warnings. No single person has ever proved the efficiency and value of federal employees as effectively as Musk.

at this point I am tapping the "absolutely none of this has ever been about protecting American Jews" sign roughly five times a day

Say it with me folks: BULLSHIT

Even when he's trying to look legit he can't keep the crazy eyes in check. These are the folks who did Jan 6, tried and failed to overthrow the government of the United States now trying to blame it on the FBI.

🧵 Keep your 👀 on Russell Vought. He’s quietly orchestrating a hostile takeover of American democracy. While headlines chase chaos, Vought is dismantling the federal government from within—purging experts, centralizing power in the Oval Office, & plotting to defy… www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Maybe all the conservative clowns who keep comparing the “free” jet to the Statue of Liberty are making that comparison because they know Trump will get on that thing and fly the hell away from the United States to protect his liberty when/if he leaves office.

He wants to kill people

You know he thinks other presidents are stupid for not doing the same thing, even though he went on and on about Biden using the office to enrich himself even though he didn’t.

DOGE cuts ⤷ tornado forecast offices closed overnight ⤷ 27 Americans dead after overnight tornadoes

I gave up drinking a little over four years ago due to a health issue that has since been resolved. On the advice of my doctor, I still don’t drink, but I still make one hell of a good margarita, which I always quality check before serving to my wife. There’s no drink I miss more.

Emblematic of everything wrong with the Orioles right now, and it all points to Mike Elias.

Stephen Miller is really eager to turn the U.S. into an apartheid state, I’m guessing he views bringing in Afrikaner “refugees” as the sourdough starter for the foul loaf he’s trying to bake.

Trump admits (1) the company thrived during the last year of Biden’s economy and (2) will be bearing the brunt of tariffs in Trump’s economy

Consistently showing himself to be one of the good guys.

I hate Walmart with a passion and am tempted to enjoy this, but attacking companies for contradicting your tariff lies is pretty ominous.

At least the 1971 Orioles went to the World Series. They’re not going anywhere this year.

There can be no swallowing this game as anything other than an abject disaster. The Orioles stranded 15 runners and lost, 4-3, to the Nationals

Can’t win when you leave 15 men on base.

Younger folks around here might shocked to learn that once upon a time Bill Clinton let a few campaign donors have a sleepover at the White House & the national media spent months treating it as the greatest scandal in the history of the republic

The creator of this abomination of a TV show called “The American” was born in Montreal, Canada.

Only in the minds of the Washington, D.C. press is this the first real litmus test. Certainly it’s not how Democrats react to the current president’s attacks on democracy and the Constitution and immigrants and the economy and science. Nope, it’s about the last guy, who will never hold office again.

If you wanted to get started on your barfing for the day:

There’s a red tailed hawk in our neighborhood. I’ve named him Tony, but not after Tony Hawk. He just looks like a Tony to me.

Sometimes I feel like a joke was written specifically for me.

Daughter comes home for the summer on Sunday, so that means the mobile home office moves back to the dining room table today.

It's as clear as MS-13 tattooed on someone's knuckles.

Oh Politico says it's the first real litmus test of the campaign, do they? Well, obviously they're in charge. Everybody better jump through the hoops for these dipshits.

📢 Trump and Musk cut mortgage help for Veterans—let them lose their homes. But they’ve got $45 million to force the U.S. Army to march for Trump’s birthday? He’s a draft-dodging coward who treats Troops like props in his fascist fantasy. MORE: www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

I joked the other night about Bruce not being able to get back into the country when he gets home, but now I’m not so sure it’s a joke. Trump is such a thin-skinned weirdo. And his idea of great music is the Village People.

He’s a loathsome fucking ghoul with way too much influence and a friend of Ted Cruz, if you thought he couldn’t get worse.