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I appreciate a lot of stuff in the Clone Wars show but also sometimes you’re faced with a character that is Clearly A Cartoon-Only Guy like a little worm dude that cackles like the joker

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freed from the nostalgia bait of Happy Gilmore 2 by never having seen the first one

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instagram really thinks i want to subscribe to topanga's podcast about boy meets world, but every time i see a reel from it i am reminded that because her husband was a creep, we have no resolution on the shimp cereal thing

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panic! attack, at the office

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and one hundred percent impossible for me to record

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it's half like, chiptune rock opera, and half olivia rodrigo album

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i started writing a terrible rock opera the other day

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Telepyon, a chick with a TV on its head, is a mascot for Iruma Cable Television.

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i forgot to post last night, but i'd just like to say how happy i am that I still have the same number of Stanley Cup rings that Connor McDavid does

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i'm running into this thing on social media where i will say something fairly innocuous and someone will say something out of pocket to me for no reason. that rarely happens here because people don't read my posts. ily bsky

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i would be lying if i said i wasn't tempted to pay money for vbucks so that i could have a star wars character wearing a strickland propane tank

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somehow i missed that squid game season 3 is in like ten days

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my disappointment every time The Archers trends that it is not, in fact, a spinoff of Archer

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it shouldn't surprise me that people in a reddit thread about a comedy spelling bee game show would have complaints about someone competing too hard, and yet

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donald trump isn't funny but the "trump phone" is very funny

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i just got follow up. "the issue has been corrected" which to me means, maybe they plugged it in

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please don’t send your IT people a message that says “can you remote into my computer and make my monitors work” without providing any information or follow up

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Instagram really wants to market a “field note journal” to me and I WANT it even though I use my phone for notes exclusively

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"no kings day" protest in los angeles? but i'm a hockey fan! i can't get enough of kings!!

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i've played fortnite a few times and now would be a good time to stop since it's going to be ALL HANK HILLS

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"don't pop him. you look like you're gonna pop him"

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josh segarra is a great addition to any show or movie

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when we went into those tunnels, it was for an adVENTURE

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there's a 2024 book called How to Solve Your Own Murder and a 2024 movie with the same name and they are completely unrelated

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the movie Friendship causes its audience to ask important questions, like "is slipknot a punk band?"

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my brother saw geraldo rivera trying on sunglasses at a gift shop at universal studios and went up to him and said "do you know who those glasses make you look like" and geraldo said "yeah don't worry about it"

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he sucks but he’s currently doing something good I guess

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explaining #gavinnewsom to non-californians (via nathanramospark on insta)

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hoo boy

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hey i just realized spaceballs 2 will have an elon musk joke in it probably. not looking good imo

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got into a reddit debate on my burner reddit account because i've been having a bad week, and i think i did quite well. and i won't be telling you what it was about because NICE TRY, I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY BURNER REDDIT NAME

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i can't believe they got mel brooks to make spaceballs 2 so they could manhandle senator padilla

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somehow this "that's it" bar, which purports to be made only out of one mango and one apple, manages to taste worse than both of them separately

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watching tien tran make a joke using this song's lyrics on last night's after midnight was a little surreal, although it IS that time of year

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you ever try to give someone some information but then they’re weirdly aggressive to you, but it’s a bit?

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first we were happy about sabrina carpenter being horny. now the discourse is that it's bad that she's horny. we've breached the horny inflection point

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