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submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

99% of amazon packages ever delivered were delivered by a government system that lets me mail a letter to the grand canyon for a quarter

submitted 11 hours ago • 12 comments

changed my mind, lets go with the watery tart instead

submitted 11 hours ago • 12 comments

TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

submitted 14 hours ago • 138 comments

Trying to figure out what kind of zinnia this is, and Google is failing. All of my zinnias were volunteers, soni have no idea what anything is.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Never let him meet Firestarter the Chinchilla

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

how about no

submitted 19 hours ago • 15 comments

This one hit me in the feels today

submitted 18 hours ago • 250 comments

Do with this info what you will.... But what you need to stop doing is acting like this kind of stuff happened back in the time dinosaurs. 💅🏾 It wasn't that long ago.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

In this Ohio diner, the parliamentarian still means George Clinton. But they do know this: Senate Republicans need to fire any and all pesky bureaucrats that try to stop them from tearing the roof off the motherfucker.

submitted 16 hours ago • 25 comments

I love that there are people arriving on Bluesky and encountering humor for the first time in their lives and absolutely losing their fucking minds

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

This is how you fucking do progressive politics, my friends:

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Taraji P Henson: Project 2025 is bad and here’s why! Kamala Harris: Project 2025 is bad and here’s why! Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, the whole Democratic lineup: Project 2025 is bad and here’s why! White Voters, 2025: Project 2025 is bad! Why didn’t anyone tell us about it?

submitted 23 hours ago • 37 comments

dems to rurals: “this is real america, not the dirty cities (ew). football, cornfields, county fairs. here’s a trillion dollars” GOP to rurals: “these degenerate druggy hill people will learn the dignity of work once we defund their schools and hospitals” rural elections: [dem🟦] 7% [rep🟥] 91%

submitted 1 day ago • 80 comments

I've never seen the libertarian-to-fascist pipeline so viscerally represented. This is incredible.

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

just watched a guy try to convince his girlfriend to buy store brand menstrual products. harrowing

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submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

You woulda thought the man said he was gonna tie up the billionaires and do tickle torture… instead of free buses

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The vampire bats here are easy to spot. They have funny accents & little silk capes.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be theonion.com/christi...

submitted 2 days ago • 160 comments

give us this day our crazy bread

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I want a beef rib so big it’ll topple Fred Flinstone’s car. If you understand that reference make sure you pick up your prescriptions before they text you again.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

This seems like a warning.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Democrats have been asked to disavow Zohran more than Republicans have been asked to disavow the guy who murdered two Democrats. Says a lot about how profoundly fucked up our political and media situation is right now.

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

The singularity is awesome

submitted 1 day ago • 288 comments

I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...

submitted 1 day ago • 81 comments

i’m at the taco bell i’m at the urgent care i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care

submitted 1 day ago • 182 comments

This makes me think how I'll probably be tasked with writing my mother's obit when she goes (being the writer and all), and it's gonna be...a chore.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dealing with my mom's technical and emotional issues while my in-laws are here is a new kind of personal hell.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Randomly remembered how Basil was really interested in our phones when we first got him (he was a four-month-old former street kitten, so he didn't have a lot of experience with electronics). One night, I showed him a fishing video someone had shared on FB. He seemed pretty interested.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Isn't that all restaurants everywhere?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

submitted 2 days ago • 455 comments

I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

I mean, if everything is going in the shitter, there’s no reason to have anti-gay people have all the fun; start making religious objections to all sorts of stuff. The Ten Commandments getting put into class all over, for instance. That’s at least 40% religious orthodoxy.

submitted 2 days ago • 196 comments

Mr. Gorbachev, remove this paywall

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There are people setting off fireworks. If they wake up Lil Dude...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

a better world is possible

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Every word of this is depraved beyond belief. ICE abducted a six year old with leukemia, threatened him with a gun such that he wet himself, and has denied him medical treatment. I don’t know what to say. www.tpr.org/border-immig...

submitted 2 days ago • 74 comments

The Crock Pot is one of the only times when real life works like video game crafting. You dump in some powders and the remains of several vile birds and out comes hot delicious food

submitted 2 days ago • 44 comments

if the supreme court doesn't inspire you to vote for the most viable candidate who will not appoint far right justices, you should reevaluate your stance on your humanity.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

If other people's religions can dictate what's taught in public school, I'll have to teach Lil Dude all the stuff he should be learning. I might as well homeschool him, which I do not have the mental bandwidth for. Someone get the Church of Satan/Satanic Temple in here.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What happens when it’s family tree presentation day, do a bunch of kids leave the classroom when my daughter presents her family tree? Every time she recaps her weekend? If she wants to read her favorite book (My Moms Love Me) in class?

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

All public schools are religious schools now, according to Alito

submitted 3 days ago • 55 comments

Sounds like they want ppl to stop renting from Hertz from this day forward. Don’t let them down.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments