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Nasty Canadian 🇨🇦 In search of very small rocks and other things that float
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The Kyle Dubas fan club is alive and well. There's no evidence he tried to trade Marner. He did however, want to trade Knies and Shanahan nixed it. Shanny's sin was having too much faith in Dubas for too long.

Maybe it's just the similarity of their names but my God, I'm having nightmare flashbacks of the Richard Peddie era.

That's ridiculous, but it's true.

Imagine the conversation if the 3rd place Leafs had a chance to eliminate the division leaders at home in Game 6 and got shutout after getting handed 4 powerplays and only mustering 22 shots

If Pinky AND the Brain were trapped in the body of one adorable dog

"You have, of course, the right to leave the country if you wish. You do not have the right to take a piece of it with you."

Garbage organization. What an embarrassment to the NHL. torontosun.com/sports/hocke...

Duh, Kulikov 'propelled' his elbow into Marner's head. You're allowed to do that. thehockeynews.com/nhl/toronto-...

"Panthers captain Aleksander Barkov 'all right' after hard hit" Maple Leafs Marner after elbow smash to the head? Who cares? Fuck that guy! www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

It's 4800 miles to Vatican City, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Donald Trump can still become pope if Mike Pence has the courage.

The Florida Panthers. They're never out to hurt anyone. 😉

Nobody loves Paul Maurice more than Paul Maurice. www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/ma...

"So let's go shall we? Let's go."

Imagine if sports "journalists" actually tried doing journalism.

Bonsie

"Patches, I'm depending on you son" #MapleLeafs #GoLeafsGo

Who hid Americans during the 1979 hostage crisis? Canada. 🇨🇦 👊🏻

Op-Ed : “Say what you will about us, at least we never blew a 27 point lead,” by Auston Matthews #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

I'm not a noted scholar of Canadian politics. But to me the big lesson looks like: "People are less likely to vote for daft leftists and indulgent nationalism if shit is really serious."

Trump forgets instructions to not mention Canada again until future governor Poilievre has won election

Wake the fuck up Canada! They are not letting up with this shit. They mean what they say.

US campaign entices Canada tourists: “Come visit America and also maybe El Salvador!”

Ruination Day comes early

Past tense

You know you're Canadian when you've been kicked out of at least one bar for standing on the chair and leading the crowd in a great anthem about stealing yankee gold. With deep apologies to that nice little club in Jasper. Or was it Halifax? Singing with #elbowsup www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Cv...

Americans were obsessed with the Lexington Green myth and the idea that they’d take to the hills muskets in hands if anyone ever dared to tread on their precious freedoms. Instead all it took for them to instantly fold was a grubby real estate swindler posting some vague threats at 2am.

This is painful, and saddening, and embarrassing. I feel like we're losing a member of the family - and for no good reason other than that some Americans wanted another season of the worst reality TV show in history.

www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/artic...

Mark Carney was just asked to respond to Trump's threat to hit Canada with more tariffs if Canada coordinates a response with the EU. He said: "We're a soviereign nation. We take our own decisions. I take note of his comments. Nothing more."

“It just doesn’t make any sense to take these risks to go south of the border. Why would we do this?”