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emastro.bsky.social
White cishet male, but it's not my fault, I was born this way. He/Him/Hey, asshole Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days. #NAFO expansion is not negotiable.
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What is she allergic to? Human feelings?

She hates him lmfao #NoKings

If Vance Boelter were as doctrinaire a Muslim as he is a Christian, his faith would be the first descriptor in news about him, after he killed an American legislator and her husband, and gravely injured another. The news would talk about how Muslims can impersonate cops. And to be on watch.

"Reckless driving". If he wasn't milky white I bet it'd be terrorism. #NoKings #MAGAterrorism

So, I no longer live in Italy, but - some Italian "friends of Russia" want to celebrate a Mass in suffrage of Darya Dugina in Rimini in August, and I was thinking it would be really appropriate if someone waited outside, blasting "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"... #NAFO

Art by Wren McDonald.

California should just join the Mexicanadian Federation...

Wake up babe, the new DLC has dropped #RussiaUkraineWar #OperationSpiderweb

There's a major Italian newspaper infamous for being a Russian propaganda outlet. When Operation Spiderweb was announced, this remained their pinned post all day - hikers had found a Porsche Panamera abandoned in the middle of the woods 😂 #Ukraine #RussianPropaganda #OperationSpiderWeb #SwanLake

And of course... #Ukraine #OperationSpiderWeb

For Handmaid’s Tale fans.

I f***ing noticed, thank you 🤣 #Estonia #ASwampAteMyShoe

Spare us the fake outrage.

Shelter/bunker of the Estonian "Brothers of the Forest" - anti-soviet resistance movement, mid 1940s to late 1970s. In use in 1945-46, occupants killed or captured by NKVD raid. #Ennuksemäepunker

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Giver the number of orcs she got killed, I'd be surprised if Lt. Col. Boiko's nickname wasn't Galadriel or Eowyn... #CCDCOE #Cycon2025 #NATO #NAFO #Ukraine

#NATO cyber security conference in #Tallinn, #Estonia. Trying to tell people I am the #NAFO representative to NATO 😁

This is probably an insult to hillbillies.

Dear Americans, In 1672 the Dutch, unhappy with the way their country was being managed, killed and ate their Prime Minister. This is entirely unrelated with anything that is happening now, of course, just a fun fact I wanted to bring up.

Appeal to #escita: vote for #Estonia!

I'm pretty sure she was OK with OTHER families being destroyed by Trump's policies...

I can't stop laughing. 😂