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Ah yes the classic confounding vs. time zero tradeoff that every causal inference practitioner is familiar with

imagine you're summoned to the white house to present your recent research findings and in the middle of fielding an aggressive question you're interrupted by someone you ghosted five years ago and it's MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Don't threaten me with a good time, simulated phishing attempt

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

*weariest human on earth voice* Toasting is a perfectly acceptable method to make bad bagels tolerable or even pleasant to eat. That's why it's rude to ask to toast a fresh bagel and a bit weird to say that your perfect bagel order ~in New York~ involves toasting.

An Early Career Investigator's Illustrated Primer

This is the year JCO finally gets her Pulitzer

"Key underlying principles [of heart-lung interactions] are that mass must be conserved" (Magder and Malhotra, 2021) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s66...

Acute respiratory failure is common and highly morbid. Virtually all adults admitted to the intensive care unit with ARF have eaten at least one school lunch in their lifetime [author's speculation]. Therefore, ...

Courage. Now more than ever. These NIH staffers just stood up to Trump, RFK Jr., Bhattacharya. We need to have their backs. The administration will come for each of them, one and all now. apnews.com/article/nih-...

I just found out that Trent Reznor is only a Tony away from going EGOT and now I can't stop cracking myself up imagining a NIN jukebox musical

#ARM2025

Ohhhh my god ur a doctor AND a writer? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite abraham verghese

A bit on the nose

if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"

U.S. college is first to decline federal science grants because of new DEI language: Williams College says NSF and NIH requirement related to discrimination “undermines” academic freedom | Science | AAAS www.science.org/content/arti...

You'll never get a more succinct summation of who I was in college: The Blow opening for Mirah in 2007

Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk." The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!" They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".

But wait, there's more

We really needed this.

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Sorry y'all this take will self destruct but at this point I'm pretty sure an LLM would do a better job writing headlines than the White House stenographers we've got out here

Starting to look like I might not be able to work at Harvard anymore due to recent funding cuts. If you know of any open statistical consulting positions that support remote work or are NYC-based, please reach out! 😅

Chuck Schumer confirmed Carrie & Lowell fan www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeK...

People are calling me an "anti-car radical" but that's totally unfair I just think that all private automobiles in cities should be Lowly Worm's apple car