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This Luigi Mangione stuff is wild af.

ALWAYS THE SHOT GIRL CUZ PEOPLE ARE INSUFFERABLE

Jayhawks at noon tomorrow & Chiefs at 7pm?! Yall are setting me up for quite the day bender.

I feel like I’ve lived 1,000 lives this week. Whew.

Angel girl had a herniated diaphragm, but she’s back home!

If everyone could send a little prayer or good vibe to my little girl, that would be appreciated. She had to have surgery today. 😔

House hunting is a bitch.

I had the #1 draft pick in my fantasy league this year, and of course Christian McCaffrey can’t stay healthy to save his life.

Semi-Pro appreciation post: “Now don’t get too excited…”

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!! Take it away, DMX!

Being off work for over a week has made me want to turn this into a lifestyle and never work again.

Of course, the one one time I don’t bring my water bottle to bed, and I’m the thirstiest I’ve ever been in my whole life.

I hate the holidays for my husband because I literally buy whatever I want whenever I want, so his options are like, take me on a trip?

“Rumple got my juices flowing” - 7:33pm

Missed out on my 5-leg parlay by 1 TD. 😖

Happy Chiefs Day!

Can’t wait for my Spotify wrapped.

WHY ARE WE NOT PRO FOUL UP 3 ANYMORE?! #kubball

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

That was a flagrant 1 on Hunter at best. #kubball

This weekend someone tried to argue with me that Kelce is washed, and well, as one can imagine, I was completely sane about it. 🤣😅

Something about a cyber truck parked at Dollar General don’t sit right with me.

Bitches looooove talking shit.

Why are people annoying

I think I’ve been out of the city too long, guys. It’s 3am, and me and 2 others are walking home. I’m like do yall not understand what happens after 2am?! Why are we eating tacos on the corner of a boulevard, my guy?

Dallas bound. ✌🏼

I love this app because cuz no one I know personally is here and I hope it stays that way. For now.

I’m getting as drunk as I can between now and 10pm cuz a bitch has a 7 hour drive.

Help! I’m about to fall asleep at my desk. 😴

So excited for a little girls weekend in Dallas. 👯‍♀️

FML

Fuuuuuuck

Stalkers welcome

We all agree, right?

How it feels being on @bsky.app. ✨

You know what time it is… Happy #Chiefs Day!

ROCK CHALK

“I would shove a deviled egg up my pussy right now.” Is the quote of the night. 😹😹😹😹😹😹

I hope all my twitter friends find me🕯️🕯️🕯️