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emmettito.bsky.social
• Full-time software engineer • Part-time clown 🤡
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I apologize for being vulnerable on here. I’ll try harder to make sure those thoughts remain locked away in the Journal app.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Somehow I ended back on ChristmasTok and I’m not about it at all 🤭

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Me as fuck

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Some people break up and have a hoe phase. Some people break up and never have sex again. And I just think that’s beautiful.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t cancel me for this 🫣 Whenever I see a cute trans person and I see that they were cute before their transition, too, I’m like goddamn there’s no hope for me. I’ll always be ugly 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Getting drunk at the zoo? 10/10 Working the next morning? 0/10

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.

submitted 9 days ago • 216 comments

I’m just flirting with married men tonight 😂 Where are my single gays at??

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

What do Republicans even want? Once the billionaires gobble up the remainder of the available wealth and everyone else is in poverty, what’s next? Destroy the planet?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Down ~8lbs since the middle of April. Very much a work in progress 🙃

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments