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Cytotechnologist. History, Astronomy, Biology, Sci-Fi and Current Event nerd. OHARNG vet 85-93. Opened the “May You Live In Interesting Times" fortune cookie 😕
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They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

submitted 2 days ago • 1082 comments

👋🏻

submitted 10 days ago • 34 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 10 days ago • 719 comments

you owe us, God

submitted 31 days ago • 30 comments

👇🏽

submitted 31 days ago • 372 comments

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

submitted 31 days ago • 811 comments

y’all got more dumb Edmund Fitzgerald memes for me

submitted 192 days ago • 32 comments

Exactly: yes, money can influence elections, and yes, so can propaganda and vote suppression and gerrymandering. But amazing what you can overcome when people just show up.

submitted 49 days ago • 41 comments

“We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron.”

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

This is the danger of memes. This right here. Not trying to stan for banks, obviously, and it's not like banking is easily *accessible* to everyone but lord almighty where the heck are people getting the idea that bank accounts are "expensive" So many free options. Plus credit unions!

submitted 57 days ago • 223 comments

imagine the privilege and lack of empathy you’d need not just to think this but to SAY it with your whole chest on camera

submitted 60 days ago • 87 comments

literally no one has ever cooked harder

submitted 60 days ago • 67 comments

The thing about chasing charging speeds on-par with gasoline refueling is that, as I've said zillions of times, day to day charging at home or work can be slow AF and you won't care (so for the love of god get more chargers at workplaces and apartments etc.) and also ffs you could just be patient

submitted 60 days ago • 352 comments

one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult

submitted 71 days ago • 1544 comments

These male leaders are just too emotional.

submitted 81 days ago • 80 comments

This is a bigger scandal than people realize. It really makes it look as though this entire meeting was a setup by Trump that was planned in advance. If you watch the video it is clear that they are deliberately and almost derangedly blindsiding Zelenskyy. Now we know who the audience was. Putin.

submitted 81 days ago • 847 comments

If I was Zelenskyy, tomorrow I'd be inking a deal to sell Ukraine's mineral resources to China, in exchange for military support and to hell with the USA.

submitted 82 days ago • 94 comments

half time show 2025

submitted 100 days ago • 61 comments

“Per my last email.”

submitted 100 days ago • 31 comments

A MINOR

submitted 100 days ago • 226 comments

Eagles could literally win 50-0 and the Chiefs would stil be the second biggest loser of the night

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

submitted 100 days ago • 303 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 100 days ago • 118 comments

"humiliate drake in front of an even bigger audience" challenge

submitted 100 days ago • 34 comments

calling it: this nike spot is the best one of the day

submitted 100 days ago • 365 comments

this was clearly the "grab some shrooms and meet me in the conference room, we're gonna see what kind of fucked up shit AI can do" super bowl

submitted 100 days ago • 19 comments

That Mountain Dew commercial is proof that god is dead

submitted 100 days ago • 24 comments

They absolutely got away with it. They are likely to continue to get away with such things for a while. But here’s the thing: I’d rather be unsuccessfully decent than successfully evil.

submitted 135 days ago • 65 comments

Seeing a cybertruck in person elicits the same primal nausea as R’lyeh the nightmare corpse-city of Cthulhu; a cellular revulsion at witnessing these angles that shouldn’t be…

submitted 138 days ago • 7 comments

We have to tolerate everyone having guns because it’s essential to have the right to resist a tyrannical government but also if you hold one of those guns when the government breaks into your house in the middle of the night they can shoot you.

submitted 141 days ago • 68 comments

this is a dril tweet

submitted 144 days ago • 1120 comments

submitted 147 days ago • 102 comments

Driving is wild because it’s so boring but also you could die at any minute.

submitted 151 days ago • 3 comments

One thing I like about Bluesky is that you can say "murdered" or "killed" or "strangled" or "pushed in front of a subway car" or "sent to Davy Jones" or "gifted a pair of concrete shoes" or "shoved into the a wood chipper" or "poisoned like a Medici" instead of "unalived"

submitted 151 days ago • 377 comments

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

submitted 171 days ago • 601 comments

Oh my God

submitted 172 days ago • 44 comments

a man who gets an email like this from his own mother should be legally required to reveal it to every woman he ever meets ever ever

submitted 172 days ago • 241 comments

🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶

submitted 176 days ago • 61 comments

me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs

submitted 176 days ago • 336 comments

The war on Christmas will be fought at Nakatomi Lahren Plaza.

submitted 176 days ago • 109 comments

HIM: So I was talking to our neighbor… ME: Which one? HIM: Susan. ME: …? HIM: Susan. Tall, dark hair. ME: …? HIM: Lives two houses down. SUSAN. ME: …? HIM: Has the pug and the golden retriev— ME: OH, Lizard and Elliot’s mom!

submitted 177 days ago • 54 comments

went to a thanksgiving parade in the ‘burbs and this was the sanitation department’s balloon. pretty good

submitted 177 days ago • 5 comments

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

submitted 179 days ago • 928 comments

There’s a narrative that Gaetz was a deliberate head-fake — a distraction to boost the real candidate — but I am always suspicious of narratives that attribute four-dimensional chess to trump as opposed to knocking over the table and eating the checkers.

submitted 180 days ago • 1041 comments

I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily

submitted 183 days ago • 373 comments

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

submitted 186 days ago • 537 comments