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emperorel.bsky.social
Who I am is complicated. What I am is more simple. I'm a threat, I alter outcomes.
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Imagine you were platonically clapping your homie's cheeks when the G-virus hit and that's how you and your boy become a bioweapon.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Our new stove has an air fry setting that says no preheat and it actually does heat up almost instantly! I am floored

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

My top 4 #FinalFantasy games of all time

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I hear a lot of people say "go to therapy" when someone is venting to them about something (especially toward men) and I think that while well intended it can come across as dismissive. You can support them as their friend and still encourage them to get the mental health care they need. It's not

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

I can't for the life of me figure out what the hell I want to eat for dinner.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This is diabolical

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

College professors: "did you do the readings?" Me: "no" Professors: "why not?" Me:

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

fortune.com/2025/06/12/b... They want this narrative to take off sooooo bad. We're doing just fine here

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I have credible sources say that the Nintendo Switch 2 was a failed launch by all metrics besides success, money, players, and audience reception.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

When Silent Hill 1 remake gets announced

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments