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Father to 2. Husband of 1. And I WILL learn to play the guitar, in this life or the next.
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This orange-assfaced fucker should know this pain. I want him to feel the agony of millions of people who have suffered with it, victims and families.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.

submitted 114 days ago • 1134 comments

Don't worry, boss. I created a bar chart for the presentation.

submitted 153 days ago • 14 comments

(reading my list of things i can control) well that is not very much

submitted 156 days ago • 2 comments

My sex life reminds me of my Corvette. I don't have a Corvette.

submitted 162 days ago • 10 comments

This is the leverage sovereign countries have over Silicon Valley. Why don’t we use it?

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I first learnt of grooming gangs from @theTimes in Jan 2011 I became chief prosecutor May 2011 I authorised charging Rochdale grooming gang June 2011 After convictions (May 2012) Starmer put me in charge of national response Far Right thugs attacked my home 1000s of rapists were brought to justice

submitted 169 days ago • 32 comments

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submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent

submitted 194 days ago • 40 comments

(Applause)

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I haven't kept in better touch it's just that the past is dead and the inescapable current of time swiftly carries me away

submitted 199 days ago • 8 comments

a haunting front page, and rightfully so: we should be haunted by this. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11...

submitted 211 days ago • 106 comments

Tadej Pogacar about Urška Žigart joining AG Insurance - Soudal Pro Cycling 🗣️ "Urška is going to the same team as Remco Evenepoel. Will she share my secrets with him? I don't think they'll ride together often. Urška would leave Remco behind too quickly." (Sporza, Picture Getty Images)

submitted 214 days ago • 5 comments

Exactly

submitted 252 days ago • 0 comments

My dad told me he'd downloaded Dua Lipa to teach him Spanish and I honestly didn't know that was an option

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

Farage calls the UK ceding the Chagos Islands a disaster. Apparently, it's OK for some countries to be taken over by immigrants but not others.

submitted 264 days ago • 1 comment

We. Are. Insane Private Eye

submitted 300 days ago • 30 comments