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Soccer Aid is on in the background and from the limited bits I’ve seen, Carlos Tevez has clearly not read the script.

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Discussing “Up” without mentioning ‘Daysleeper’ or ‘At My Most Beautiful’ is bad enough but putting “Green” at No.11 is insane. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

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There’s an epiphany here that I suspect, sadly, will remain tantalisingly ungrasped.

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I realise I’m probably late to this one but what in the name of all that’s holy has Scott Brown done to his head? It looks like someone’s poured chocolate ganache all over it and dragged a fork through it.

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There’s some good news for Manchester United fans today… Amorim and Radcliffe have promised United will be back in European competition next year, even if they have to write the song themselves.

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Bastard… Wordle 1,428 X/6 ⬜️⬜️🟩🟨⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩🟨🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Tom Cleverley is the latest one through the revolving door at Vicarage Road, meaning I'm still well on course with my prediction that by 2030 everyone in the UK will have been either Watford manager or a Sugababe.

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At the very least this week will go down in history for the first time an email shoulda been a meeting

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[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.”

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An otter realizes he has run out of cheese. :(

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The frequency of Labour fuck-ups these days makes me wonder if Starmer has opened a secret safe at Number 10 and found a stack of letters from centuries of his predecessors, warning him of a C'thulhu reawakening in 2026 that he'd much rather someone else deal with.

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St Patrick's Day! Time for my annual joke: What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland? "Are yez alright in the back there, lads?"

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A cartoon for @theguardian.com books.

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The UK is ground down & people are angry after over a decade of austerity. We voted for change last year, & economic & social renewal, not more of the same. Reeves’ support for Tory rules will undo her & open the door to fascism. This will be unforgivable. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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Maybe we can start playing now? Just a thought… #BurnleyFC

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Reform imploding, is it? Blimey. Who could have thought such a fundamentally and thoroughly unlikeable set of arseholes could seemingly fall out so toxically?

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Maybe Trump got grumpy with Zelensky because his bone spurs were playing up.

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“If you liiiike a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club!”

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One spark of quality in a sea of dross. #BurnleyFC

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If Edwards’s fullback is on a yellow, can we trying passing to him now? Just to break the monotony of us pissing about at the back? #BurnleyFC

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Can’t wait for the new Amazon-made Bond film where 007’s new assignment is to investigate the potential security issues around all his usual high-end high-tech gadgets from people like Aston Martin being replaced by a load of dropshipped stuff from Chinese brands no-one’s ever heard of.

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Just found out that as of Friday I will be looking for work again— if anyone knows of a permanent role going for an experienced translation project manager, who could also do proofreading and is an excellent writer then let me know Shares etc always appreciated

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Maybe - just maybe - if your product relies on ignoring well-established laws and data-scraping other people’s work so you can belch out a vastly inferior copy of it, your product is junk and we don’t need it?

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All a bit flat, this. #BurnleyFC

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This👇🏼Map just so needed to updated given the New USA (Utter State of America) 🤷🏼‍♂️

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I can think of nothing Spursier than them selling up to new owners who then keep Levy on. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

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Are we sure the Amiron who left Portugal is the one who rocked up in Manchester? Because right now it looks like the real Amiron has been replaced by a performance artist staging a Dadaist deconstruction of the art of football management.

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Oh, Spurs. Oh Spurs oh Spurs oh Spurs. Oh, Spursy Spursy Spurs.

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The Papua New Guinea Courier's overseas correspondent on America's Coup Klux Klan... mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-papua-...

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You can tell just how sterile our midfield is at times when one just-above-average pass from Shelvey has people so giddy. #BurnleyFC

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