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The "I Struggle to Find Value in Yesterday's Half-Time Performance" Emergency Relief Kit

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I’m gonna get the words “Chinese app” tattooed on my ass so the government can never take it away

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What do you guys wanna tweet about

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Ah shit I forgot I’ve gotta post over here too. Look at this pizza I made

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I would like to get in line to fight Will Stancil. Which way to the back of the line

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I became a dog person over a cat person the literal instant I began preferring healthy relationships over interesting ones

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Post hole

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We could talk about being conscious of others’ boundaries when it pertains to the timetable in which people feel comfortable engaging in dialogue but YALL NOT READY TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION

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Imagine what it would be like to be Luigi, and you’re totally innocent, you’re just a bushy-browed boy with a soft spot for McNuggets, but the entire world is like “HELL YES he did it and that’s why we LOVE HIM”

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lmao did he forget to switch accounts lmao

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When the moon hits your eye like a moon in the eye that’s a moon eye

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Yo-yos who tut-tut poo-pooing tit for tat are such namby pamby flim-flams

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When you nut but she keeps on suckin

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My buddy from Alberta says there’s a secret ginger ale called Canada Wet that they had to recall bc too wet

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Idk why but I’m so embarrassed at the men (always men) who ask for the whole soda can on flights

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Why is every post on here something that would’ve been cute on Twitter a decade ago but now feels like something AI could’ve written

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Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.

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Cow pooper? I hardly manure!

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Has anyone considered this movie? Keanu Reeves. a 500m-long tunnel. You can have a soup spoon to start with. Make it to the end and we'll resurect John Wick's dog. Enemies are between you and the end.

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This is the first time I’ve felt truly worse about the Democrats than the Republicans. Granted I hold them to different standards. But with the GOP I’m like hey at least you knew how to win and you lived your best lives doing it or whatever, that’s two things we certainly could pull off on our side

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As a leftist, if I see Democrats embracing Republicans, I think “huh, must not be my party anymore.” But if I’m a Republican and I see Dems be like “yay we stan GOP” I’d be like “cool guess I’ll keep being a Republican.” Anyways nice try Kamala you’ll always be vice president in our hearts and a cop

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Me reading the caps and nothing else standing in the hallway outside the bedroom twiddling my own nipples looking at my partner who just stepped in the front door YOU COMING OR WHAT??

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Hey curious if students of history or even just popular fiction in general can think of the typical arc of an empire whose once-legally-imperiled leaders starts wantonly showboating that they got away with the big thing and now they’re gonna party hard about it

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Outfucking standing photo choice

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You can heal a bit by being good to yourself, and once you get that down you can heal a lot by being good to other people. I’m packing up my Philly apartment getting ready to move back to Oregon and I think this is my thesis of my experience of the last four years here.

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“Their religion commands them to kill people who leave it!” -guy online trying to justify killing people who practice it

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i was taught to stuff alphabet soup in my ears from a young age and it has taken some doing to get 30 years of noodles out

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So far I haven’t seen an extremely skinny ai-generated image of a blonde woman tweeting “leaving me alone counts as aftercare” with 100k retweets on this platform so that’s nice

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Making a cross-country move on a shoestring budget, planning my meals to efficiently use the last of my toilet paper without having to buy more. This is what they should teach you in schools, this is real life. Would I like to eat rn? Sure. But would I like to delay pooping tmrw by several hrs? YES

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I like paying for all the channels individually and watching them on my phone more than I liked getting all of the channels for free over the airwaves and watching them on a big TV. It’s better for the economy. Plus, there are still advertisements! It’s a win-win

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I wonder how much of UBI could be funded if companies simply had to pay us residuals for all our data that they keep harvesting from us

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TedTalk cadence imagine a form of discourse, but more collaborative, an… intercourse if you will

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Right when I thought I couldn’t love Gibson any more 🥹

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How to save posts!

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Tbh I would like it more if I could find the actual shitposts and less of us congratulating each other on getting to an app before the nazis

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I liked Conclave so much that I asked chatgpt how to know if I should convert to Catholicism

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