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“Freedom” is a society where you have to keep your windows closed on a sunny day because the air quality is shit

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Perd Hapley and Shauna Malwae-Tweep having roughly the same amount of screen time is wild

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you

submitted 4 days ago • 82 comments

apparently Musk was on loads of drugs when he gave that Nazi salute but, funny story, do you know who else was on lots of drugs when they were giving Nazi salutes

submitted 5 days ago • 33 comments

StoryGraph > Goodreads. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Elon made it longer than I expected and didn’t even have the decency to flame out in an exciting way

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The thing SciFi never quite captured is how hilarious the AI apocalypse would be

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Help I can’t stop laughing at this

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

Happy almost birthday, Conan…

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the hype/expectations for the Switch 2 are approaching unreachable levels… the hardcores are loving it and will make the initial purchases skyrocket, but I can’t imagine a lot of parents buying them as Christmas gifts at that price point

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

submitted 9 days ago • 325 comments

Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless

submitted 12 days ago • 536 comments

Oh well if the country that cuts journalists up with bone saws says it’s normal….

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The REAL "Monster at the End of this Book" isn't Grover It's you. the reader. Despite Grover's obvious torment, you keep turning pages. You are escalating his anxiety to the breaking point, and for what? Because Society says that how you read a book? Disgusting

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

if you commit fraud in an amount divisible by two it is called freven

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

“We are not the Gestapo, we just disappear people without due process”

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Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd

submitted 20 days ago • 80 comments

This is exactly what rich people should be doing: Stay away from the government and communications platforms and just make trashy reality TV, go to the Thanksgiving Day Parade, and attend every playoff game you can

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

since we're talking about Star Wars recently i will defend The Last Jedi to my dying breath not just because it is a very good movie but because it tried to use Star Wars as a medium to tell a story rather than telling more of the Star Wars story

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

“Dom is the first level boss” made me laugh out loud

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Yup we can tell 😂

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

No more wine during communion, only Malort

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

submitted 27 days ago • 455 comments

Trump just sent a letter to the Vatican telling them that they have to end their DEI

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submitted 28 days ago • 29 comments

Love how the economy is becoming a Russian nesting doll of tech companies built to solve the problems created by other tech companies www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/t...

submitted 30 days ago • 215 comments

Question: How does one tariff a movie?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

“Nearly less likely” is such an interesting way of saying “still more likely, but not by enough”

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Yup…

submitted 36 days ago • 259 comments

Predators gotta stick together

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

oh well Schumer did send a strongly worded letter please send this quivering jellyfish out to the deep ocean where he belongs

submitted 38 days ago • 14 comments

AMERICA: we want more babies ALSO AMERICA: but not those babies

submitted 39 days ago • 23 comments

The wire nuts would be kinda funny if they were ironic, but you just KNOW they’re not

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Vice President had two requests of Rome authorities: close the Coliseum to all visitors and staff and leave at its center an Italian leather sofa.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Hey Dems: sucks about Act Blue and all, but I’m still not giving you a dime until you tell me what you’re actually gonna do about it

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

submitted 40 days ago • 445 comments

Cena just constantly yelling at children on his way out the door is just wild

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard I was elected New Pope. I have taken the papal name of Pope Fred G. Sanford. The G stands for Genuflect before the Pope, sucka

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

“Pelvis Contusion” would have been a dynamite opening act for Warped Tour

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Watch me whisper carelessly on OnlyWham!s

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I made this during the AJ match I was bored @maffewgregg.bsky.social #Wrestlemania

submitted 45 days ago • 25 comments

"Travis Scott is The Rock's Silver Surfer," I explain to my confused associates

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

It took Jey, Cena, Seth, and Undertaker to end Roman’s reign It took Travis Scott to end Cody’s

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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

submitted 51 days ago • 217 comments

Gilmore Girls The Masters 🤝 Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses

submitted 52 days ago • 20 comments

america's pre-existing condition isn't covered so this one is all out of pocket

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

If the Supreme Court decides that the government can "erroneously" disappear you off the street to a foreign torture prison, and that federal courts have no power to do anything about it, that is, in a meaningful way, Pretty Much It www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

submitted 58 days ago • 709 comments